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Apparently child birth would be like (in terms of pain) having a jacket potato coming out your penis. I don't think it could be that painful and that was obviously said by a women.
 
I reckon childbirth. Being kicked in the nuts hurts for sure, but it doesn't lead to 18+ years of agony...
 
badgerbaiter said:
which hurts most? child birth? or getting kicked in the nuts?

women always say its child birth, but i cant see anything being as bad as a shoe to the goolies
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When I was in primary school my primary 7 class would play the best 11 from the other P7 class at lunchtimes, every day, and every match drew blood. I remember one day I tried to clear a cross with a looping header and ended up scoring an own goal. My best friend, one of our strikers, ran from the edge of their box to ours soley for the purpose of kicking me in the balls as hard as possible. One of the most painful things I've ever experienced. I almost vomited and had this horrid feeling up my spine for a week.
 
Yantorsen said:
Apparently child birth would be like (in terms of pain) having a jacket potato coming out your penis. I don't think it could be that painful and that was obviously said by a women.
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:shake: thanks for that image:nono:
 
Cramp is worse than childbirth, according to my wife. So I know a kick in the middle is worse than cramp so must be worse than childbirth.
 
Most (average) women only give birth 2.4 times. Men can be kicked in the nuts every day. Add all the pain up....

Apparently passing a kidney stone can be worse than childbirth though...:gag:
 
Yantorsen said:
Apparently child birth would be like (in terms of pain) having a jacket potato coming out your penis. I don't think it could be that painful and that was obviously said by a women.
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Hot or cold?
 
Years ago during a traing session, one of the other students kicked me in the nuts while leg sparring. I had got there late, rushed into the dojo and had forgot to put my box on. When I came round about 2 or 3 minutes later, all I could do was start puking for the next couple of mins, which hurt me even more. I had a major sore gut for a week or so after and my nuts were shaded from reddy pink through to black via every other bruised colours you can imagine. They were a tad tender too, mind you they were frellin huge for a couple of days.

This is not something I would like to repeat at any time in my life :nono::nono::nono::nono::nono:
 
IanC_UK said:
Gout is apparently worse than childbirth and breaking a major limb ! Not said by me, but ive just had a week off work with it and can confirm it hurts like hell !
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Dislocating major joints like the shoulder is more painful then broken bones, particulrly if you tear the cuff muscles, which i did along with damaging the AC joint at the same time. Had to call ambulance couldnt hardly breath couldnt hardly move had to be drugged with injections for about 5 days to control the swelling was 5months before i could lay on that side. If i did lay on it, it would hurt much more then being kick in the balls, which has happened playing rugby.
 
russdaz said:
Dislocating major joints like the shoulder is more painful then broken bones, particulrly if you tear the cuff muscles, which i did along with damaging the AC joint at the same time. Had to call ambulance couldnt hardly breath couldnt hardly move had to be drugged with injections for about 5 days to control the swelling was 5months before i could lay on that side. If i did lay on it, it would hurt much more then being kick in the balls, which has happened playing rugby.
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OUCH !

Im only glad i can recognise the symptoms now and start straight on the tabs and they stop it developing now, i still get a lot of discomfort but nothing like as bad as it was before they diagnosed what it was !
 
When I was at school one of my mates getting changed after swimming and still naked, got whipped in the nuts with a wet towel by a school bully. He had bruised nuts apparently for weeks after. I dare say that may have hurt more than child birth. He certainly didn't look to happy.
If child birth is so painful, how come women are smiling so soon after, when given the baby. A kick in the nuts and you won't be smiling for a long time.
 
i think worse of all is catching your foreskin in a nice coarse mettle zip fly. why is this worse than childbirth because unlike childbirth where you get to choose whether to go through it all again, with a trapped hood you have no choice in the matter and this time your going to have to intentionally drag the zip back down to release yourself....
 
:lol::lol::lol::lol: at you lot
 
I am sure childbirth is worse... but... just for a laff, and as I have had a bottle of wine... here's a story about the other part of this thread.

As a young teenager, it just so happened to be my turn to be 'picked on' by my so called 'mates', and yes, they proceeded to grab me, hold my arms back, held me legs aspread, and one of 'em kneed me right in the shenangins - just for a laff, yeah right.

I went down like a sack of the proverbial manure... and these were so called 'mates'. Some mates eh!

Then, 26 years of painful discomfort and 2 kids later, I thought I should go and see a Doc about the regular pain/lumps/swelling etc. After a visit to a consultant and then a scan, it was revealed I had some severely damaged tissue in that area, that quite simply... needed to be removed.

An op ensued... very painful I can assure you. They didn't go in 'down below', oh no sir, they most certainly went in though - check this - through the abdomen... and here's the painful bit... the bits 'down below' still came out... yes you got it... they saw fresh air indeed but through may darned abdomen!!! Can you imagine that!

Well, I had hoped that that was that... sadly, alas not!

I now find myself facing yet another operation, next Monday 9th, where after removing some of my bits 5 years ago, they will now finally remove one side of my bits entirely...:thumbsdown:

And all this stemming from a kick in the nether regions I suffered as a kid.

There's times when I wish I was a woman!

Wish me luck.

/panic rant over
 
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Child birth is rather painful but not as bad as tearing in said nether regions and then going for pee :eek::eek::eek:
Trust me it foooking hurts!...........(Sorry... but you did ask!!)


..... having said that i have had gallstones and had the blighter removed now but would much much rather go through childbirth again than have an attack from gallstones!

Shell
 
IanC_UK said:
OUCH !

Im only glad i can recognise the symptoms now and start straight on the tabs and they stop it developing now, i still get a lot of discomfort but nothing like as bad as it was before they diagnosed what it was !
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Ouch indeedy, only just got the strength back to hold my camera after nearly 7 months, still cant feel my thumb due to nerve damage. Atleast the ambulance techy was very nice :naughty: so wasnt all bad news lol

I asume your refering to gout there, a work colleage suffers it proberly due to the amount of beer he consumes, with bad flear ups he has to take a couple days of work, as he cant walk at times he cant even put his shoes on due to swelling :eek:.
 
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Hey Ian... I can totally sympathise with you matey as despite by post a few up here, I also suffer from gout.

It is soooo painful, nobody can come near my feet when I get it. Fortunately the meds work a treat. However, here is a pic taken a few years ago by my wife when I had a particularly bad instance of it...

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I have always said that child birth can not be that painful. Women are apparently the most intelligent sex. So, if child birth really hurt, then during the course of evolution they would have figured out how to reproduce without going through it.

I play football 3 times a week and as a striker have lost count of the amount of clearances i have blocked with my middle wicket. I took a football full in the face sunday just gone. It was -2 and my face was stinging for best part of the day. Thats gotta rank right up there in the pain stakes.
 
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When I was a teenager, I was walking along a wooden fence, this had pointed posts every few feet, as I stepped over one of the pointed posts to continue along the fence, my feet slipped, I landed, full force, on the tip of the pointed post one leg either side. It felt like someone had set fire to my nadgers, when I examined the damage (after a good amount of time rolling around the grass in agony, I'd split my scrotum open & my mate took great delight in pointing out my raw testicle sticking out.

I then had to walk 1.5 miles to my mate's to get his dad to take me to hospital. I was in agony & stitches for weeks.

When my wife gave birth, the whole thing took a few minutes, she screamed a bit but it was all done & dusted in short order. It hurt so little she volunteered to do it twice more.

I think I know which hurts more!
 
I nearly lost my diamonds in a motorcycle accident many many moons ago and it was a lot more painfull than me ex giving birth she said it was more like a good push n a fart then over n done with my bits took months to heal
 
Cathus said:
When I was a teenager, I was walking along a wooden fence, this had pointed posts every few feet, as I stepped over one of the pointed posts to continue along the fence, my feet slipped, I landed, full force, on the tip of the pointed post one leg either side. It felt like someone had set fire to my nadgers, when I examined the damage (after a good amount of time rolling around the grass in agony, I'd split my scrotum open & my mate took great delight in pointing out my raw testicle sticking out.
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i think i have just experienced a little bit of your pain from reading your story:gag::eek:
 
Cathus said:
When I was a teenager, I was walking along a wooden fence, this had pointed posts every few feet, as I stepped over one of the pointed posts to continue along the fence, my feet slipped, I landed, full force, on the tip of the pointed post one leg either side. It felt like someone had set fire to my nadgers, when I examined the damage (after a good amount of time rolling around the grass in agony, I'd split my scrotum open & my mate took great delight in pointing out my raw testicle sticking out.

I then had to walk 1.5 miles to my mate's to get his dad to take me to hospital. I was in agony & stitches for weeks.

When my wife gave birth, the whole thing took a few minutes, she screamed a bit but it was all done & dusted in short order. It hurt so little she volunteered to do it twice more.

I think I know which hurts more!
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I have got tears in my eyes :eek: JESUS CHRIST.

Me and a mate wear playing pool when he chipped the ball of the table and hit a certain area. THat REALLY hurt!!
 
:lol: you lot are hilarious!! God bless all those women that can pop em like peas....shame we can't all do that - why do you think we DEMAND drugs and man to slap/pinch/swear at/dig nails into?? :cuckoo:


I know a Male Gynae once said, on physical stress, giving birth is a bit like a man passing a grapefruit through his tackle! go figure....when your eyes have stopped watering. ;)
 
Yv said:
I know a Male Gynae once said, on physical stress, giving birth is a bit like a man passing a grapefruit through his tackle! go figure....when your eyes have stopped watering. ;)
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you see ive heard that claim but with anything from peanuts to grapefruit and bowling balls, it cant have been a male gyno who said that or he would have made his mind up about it....
 
Cathus said:
When I was a teenager, I was walking along a wooden fence, this had pointed posts every few feet, as I stepped over one of the pointed posts to continue along the fence, my feet slipped, I landed, full force, on the tip of the pointed post one leg either side. It felt like someone had set fire to my nadgers, when I examined the damage (after a good amount of time rolling around the grass in agony, I'd split my scrotum open & my mate took great delight in pointing out my raw testicle sticking out.

I then had to walk 1.5 miles to my mate's to get his dad to take me to hospital. I was in agony & stitches for weeks.

When my wife gave birth, the whole thing took a few minutes, she screamed a bit but it was all done & dusted in short order. It hurt so little she volunteered to do it twice more.

I think I know which hurts more!
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