I love children but I couldn't eat a whole one......

[big soft moose]

I am not getting anything from anyone thank you very much:razz:

Really ? - I heard Rich gave you something that was simply huge

 

[Cg_Girl]

No good stamping your foot at me, you said it :razz:

You laughed... I'm allowed.. i like too..

Really ? - I heard Rich gave you something that was simply huge

ooh yeah he did!

 

[big soft moose]

I can't remember the last time i got anything from santa ...i guess i must be Kinky!

Theres a dressing up opportunity for you Matt

 

[Cg_Girl]

Theres a dressing up opportunity for you Matt

Oi stop changing my words.. b****r!

 

[big soft moose]

no changes... just some editing

 

[MWHCVT]

Theres a dressing up opportunity for you Matt

Oh yeah do I need to dust of the red suit and grow a beard

 

[big soft moose]

careful you don't get stuck in the chimney

 

[MWHCVT]

careful you don't get stuck in the chimney

H&S stopped me going in that particular hole now :shake:

 

[Cobra]

H&S stopped me going in that particular hole now :shake:

As long as its just that one Matt, as long as its just that one

 

[Cg_Girl]

:rules:

 

[MWHCVT]

As long as its just that one Matt, as long as its just that one

It is indeed but you also have to wear the appropriate safety wear

 

[Cobra]

It is indeed but you also have to wear the appropriate safety wear

 

[MWHCVT]

It's started as Friday fun...has it now progressed to Monday madness I do love a double entendre

 

[big soft moose]

girl walks into a bar , says to the barman " i'd like a double entendre please"

So he gave her one

 

[MWHCVT]

girl walks into a bar , says to the barman " i'd like a double entendre please"

So he gave her one

But we learnt earlier that T much prefers a slippery nipple

 

[big soft moose]

or a long slow screw against the wall

 

[Cobra]

girl walks into a bar , says to the barman " i'd like a double entendre please"

So he gave her one

FFS! someone buy Pete a new joke book for Christmas,
I'm pretty sure he is using the one that Noah had with him on his little boat trip.

 

[Cg_Girl]

FFS! someone buy Pete a new joke book for Christmas,
I'm pretty sure he is using the one that Noah had with him on his little boat trip.

 

[MWHCVT]

or a long slow screw against the wall

At the rugby club sex on the beach was re-christened "sex on the pitch"

FFS! someone buy Pete a new joke book for Christmas,
I'm pretty sure he is using the on that Noah had with him on his little boat trip.

No way no hell is Santa visiting that naughty mouse

 

[big soft moose]

take no notice of him matt - he's just distraught that T prefers a slippery nipple to the slippery member

 

[MWHCVT]

take no notice of him matt - he's just distraught that T prefers a slippery nipple to the slippery member

 

[Cobra]

- he's just distraught that T prefers a slippery nipple to the slippery member

That's not what she to me earlier while I was cooking breakfast

 

[MWHCVT]

That's not what she to me earlier while I was cooking breakfast

 

[Cg_Girl]

That's not what she to me earlier while I was cooking breakfast

 

[big soft moose]

That's not what she to me earlier while I was cooking breakfast

you can get clinical treatment for that kind of delusion you know

 

[Cobra]

you can get clinical treatment for that kind of delusion you know

Tell him Trace, put the poor soul of of his misery

 

[MWHCVT]

you can get clinical treatment for that kind of delusion you know

It's never worked on you thought but that's why we like you....at least that's what I'm telling myself

 

[Cobra]

It's never worked on you thought but that's why we like you....at least that's what I'm telling myself

Post of the week thread

 

[big soft moose]

It's never worked on you though but that's why we like you...f

and there I was thinking you all liked me because I was so cool and handsome

 

[Cobra]

and there I was thinking you all liked me because I was so cool and handsome

I refer you back to the post that you made at #305

 

[Cg_Girl]

Tell him Trace, put the poor soul of of his misery

What can i say, the snake doesn't lie.. (much!)

 

[big soft moose]

Tell him Trace, put the poor soul of of his misery

T - if you're messing around with hissing sid , you ought to know that he likes to tie birds up, blind fold them and lock them in the back of his van

he also travels around the country a lot and can often be found at motorway services late at night... nothing has ever been proved, but just sayin'

 

[big soft moose]

I refer you back to the post that you made at #305

its only delusion when it isn't true

 

[Cobra]

What can i say, the snake doesn't lie.. (much!)

And just ignore Pete he really is the jealous type

 

[big soft moose]

And just ignore Pete he really is the jealous type

its not me that's turned green with envy is it ?

 

[Cobra]

That's my Autumn colours no envy here,
I know that Trace is mine

 

[MWHCVT]

T - if you're messing around with hissing sid , you ought to know that he likes to tie birds up, blind fold them and lock them in the back of his van

he also travels around the country a lot and can often be found at motorway services late at night... nothing has ever been proved, but just sayin'

You trying to defame the name of all the decent upstanding males and Chris, I've never had any fun in motorway services

 

[Cg_Girl]

You trying to defame the name of all the decent upstanding males and Chris, I've never had any fun in motorway services

No you prefer tunnels

 

[MWHCVT]

No you prefer tunnels

Oh....that I do

 

[viv1969]

You know that hotels offer large family rooms now.....You could all share...

Just sayin'.........