I love children but I couldn't eat a whole one......

right that's me done

time for T(ea) and bed ;)
 
big soft moose said:
get food ready , then get drunk then eat when you get the munchies
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Argh that means planning....I really do need a food wench....I though fat people were supposed to attract feeders...where is mine :annoyed: :dummy:
 
Cg_Girl said:
:lol::lol::lol: well i have to be up and ready to drop pops and her mate in town at 9 so bed i guess for me and then decide if i do more housework crap read or go out with camera, but i have no place ideas as yet
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Give her a bus schedule ;)
 
Cg_Girl said:
vodka jellies are so yum tho!
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Oh yes they are :D....I don't get drunk often but when I do it I do it in style :rules: getting lost in a castle was a really good night
 
PMSL! one to remember i bet!



right boys its been fun as always.. see you next time, here or there>

night X
 
u8myufo said:
That is true, but she is still undecided on my Snake Oil Pete.
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I worry about all the different cocktails of fluids the vapers of the forum are sucking on :lol:
 
MWHCVT said:
I worry about all the different cocktails of fluids the vapers of the forum are sucking on :lol:
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:lol: My lounge smells like Willy Wonka`s factory at the moment :D
 
MWHCVT said:
I can believe that :lol: did you know there is actually a Jaffa Cake Vapor :suspect:
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I did indeedy Matt, I am working on mixing something similar myself at the moment :naughty::naughty::naughty:
 
u8myufo said:
I did indeedy Matt, I am working on mixing something similar myself at the moment :naughty::naughty::naughty:
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Interesting....you going to supply the entire forum ;) get them hooked and them ramp up the price :naughty:
 
I am 5ft 10ins weight 12st 3lbs i am trying to lose some weight,but according my friend little one 10 years old.
I am old and fat :(
 
simonblue said:
I am 5ft 10ins weight 12st 3lbs i am trying to lose some weight,but according my friend little one 10 years old.
I am old and fat :(
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:lol: You gotta love em Simon. There is 11 months between my two boy`s. It was one Christmas Eve and they were about 4 and 5 years old. I had gone upstairs for something and their bedroom door was ajar, I could hear some talking as I crept up the stairs. Stopping at the bedroom I slowly pushed the door open further to see what they were up to. Straight in front of me was the bedroom window, curtain closed and they were both stood the other side of the curtain on the window sill, Adam was the oldest.


Adam. I wish father Christmas brings me, this and this and this.

Matthew. I wish father Christmas brings me this and this and this.

Adam. I wish father Christmas brings me, this and this and this.

Matthew. I wish father Christmas brings me this and this and this, etc etc etc, this went on for a couple of minutes as they were naming all the things that they would like. I was stood there thinking how sweet it was, Adam was just about to speak again when Matthew once again rattled off a few thinks he wanted. The conversation then went like this.

Adam. Matt?
Matthew. Yeh.
Adam. I wish you would F... off!! At that point I gave my position away due to the hysterical laughing :D
 
u8myufo said:
:lol: You gotta love em Simon. There is 11 months between my two boy`s. It was one Christmas Eve and they were about 4 and 5 years old. I had gone upstairs for something and their bedroom door was ajar, I could hear some talking as I crept up the stairs. Stopping at the bedroom I slowly pushed the door open further to see what they were up to. Straight in front of me was the bedroom window, curtain closed and they were both stood the other side of the curtain on the window sill, Adam was the oldest.


Adam. I wish father Christmas brings me, this and this and this.

Matthew. I wish father Christmas brings me this and this and this.

Adam. I wish father Christmas brings me, this and this and this.

Matthew. I wish father Christmas brings me this and this and this, etc etc etc, this went on for a couple of minutes as they were naming all the things that they would like. I was stood there thinking how sweet it was, Adam was just about to speak again when Matthew once again rattled off a few thinks he wanted. The conversation then went like this.

Adam. Matt?
Matthew. Yeh.
Adam. I wish you would F... off!! At that point I gave my position away due to the hysterical laughing :D
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:lol::lol::lol:
 
u8myufo said:
:lol: You gotta love em Simon. There is 11 months between my two boy`s. It was one Christmas Eve and they were about 4 and 5 years old. I had gone upstairs for something and their bedroom door was ajar, I could hear some talking as I crept up the stairs. Stopping at the bedroom I slowly pushed the door open further to see what they were up to. Straight in front of me was the bedroom window, curtain closed and they were both stood the other side of the curtain on the window sill, Adam was the oldest.

Adam. I wish father Christmas brings me, this and this and this.

Matthew. I wish father Christmas brings me this and this and this.

Adam. I wish father Christmas brings me, this and this and this.

Matthew. I wish father Christmas brings me this and this and this, etc etc etc, this went on for a couple of minutes as they were naming all the things that they would like. I was stood there thinking how sweet it was, Adam was just about to speak again when Matthew once again rattled off a few thinks he wanted. The conversation then went like this.

Adam. Matt?
Matthew. Yeh.
Adam. I wish you would F... off!! At that point I gave my position away due to the hysterical laughing :D
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Sheer brilliance, reminds me of watching my then 2.5 y/o nephew playing with one of those shape balls having failed for a couple of minutes to get this one block in he stands up, drops the ball proclaims "f... It" and stomps off
 
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u8myufo said:
:lol: You gotta love em Simon. There is 11 months between my two boy`s. It was one Christmas Eve and they were about 4 and 5 years old. I had gone upstairs for something and their bedroom door was ajar, I could hear some talking as I crept up the stairs. Stopping at the bedroom I slowly pushed the door open further to see what they were up to. Straight in front of me was the bedroom window, curtain closed and they were both stood the other side of the curtain on the window sill, Adam was the oldest.


Adam. I wish father Christmas brings me, this and this and this.

Matthew. I wish father Christmas brings me this and this and this.

Adam. I wish father Christmas brings me, this and this and this.

Matthew. I wish father Christmas brings me this and this and this, etc etc etc, this went on for a couple of minutes as they were naming all the things that they would like. I was stood there thinking how sweet it was, Adam was just about to speak again when Matthew once again rattled off a few thinks he wanted. The conversation then went like this.

Adam. Matt?
Matthew. Yeh.
Adam. I wish you would F... off!! At that point I gave my position away due to the hysterical laughing :D
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:lol::lol:
 
MWHCVT said:
You kinky b****r, I see the south west is sold out of it :suspect:
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No Ikea in the South West yet - nearest one's in Bristol (South Midlands!!!)
 
Nod said:
No Ikea in the South West yet - nearest one's in Bristol (South Midlands!!!)
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Rumours of one opening in Gloucester soon, in place of the old cinema at the peel centre.
 
That's even further away than Bristol!

We may be getting one here in Exeter but we're not holding our breaths. Not that we need anything now anyway.
 
Cg_Girl said:
I am not getting anything from anyone thank you very much:razz:
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Not even from Santa?
My My you must have been a norty girlie then :p
 
Cg_Girl said:
Technically i agree... if only that was the case... so if i'm not good and not bad that must make me bloody boring lol:lol::lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
No good stamping your foot at me, you said it :razz:
 
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