I love children but I couldn't eat a whole one......

Nothing wrong with honing your skills Pete ;)
 
big soft moose said:
it depends on whether you've a natural talent or not ... those of us who's skill with the shaft were spotted early on had no problem getting partners without having to pay ;)
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And that obsession with the shaft from an early age is the reason you had to go to that special school for special boys.....
 
MWHCVT said:
And that obsession with the shaft from an early age is the reason you had to go to that special school for special boys.....
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Isn't that a male obsession anyway!
 
nah there's lots of girls obsessed with my shaft ;)
 
Cg_Girl said:
Isn't that a male obsession anyway!
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Hey if you've got it play with it...at least gentlemen are not clamouring outside the local specialist electronics store for that must have device....men are easily pleased :D
 
MWHCVT said:
And that obsession with the shaft from an early age is the reason you had to go to that special school for special boys.....
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MWHCVT said:
Yeah I visited MK once.....it was an education
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And I live here, just how edumacted dus you fink that makes me then?
 
MWHCVT said:
Hey if you've got it play with it...at least gentlemen are not clamouring outside the local specialist electronics store for that must have device....men are easily pleased :D
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LOL

There was a sketch I think it was Hale and Pace,

What would you do if you could be a girl for a day?

Lay in bed and play with myself....

No change there then :D
 
Cobra said:
LOL

There was a sketch I think it was Hale and Pace,

What would you do if you could be a girl for a day?

Lay in bed and play with myself....

No change there then :D
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Off to YouTube I go :D
 
big soft moose said:
nah there's lots of girls obsessed with my shaft ;)
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Cobra said:
LOL

There was a sketch I think it was Hale and Pace,

What would you do if you could be a girl for a day?

Lay in bed and play with myself....

No change there then :D
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wasn't that grub smith in FHM
 
MWHCVT said:
I said YOUTUBE ;) not those video sites you frequent :naughty: I wouldn't know anything about those..........:whistling:
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If anyone is king of dodgy sites and dodgy places matt it's you dear.. ;):lol::lol:
 
Cobra said:
And I live here, just how edumacted dus you fink that makes me then?
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depends which bit you live in - if its one of the posh areas you could be a regular genius , if its Connie or fishy the chances are you didn't finish school, if its bandit country (fullers slade etc) you probably didn't finish primary, and if its the lakes , there's a good chance you were expelled from play group for being a sexual deviant :lol:
 
Cobra said:
This isn't the one, but its sorta relevant :D

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ409l10ciU">YouTube Link</a>
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Love it :lol:

Cg_Girl said:
If anyone is king of dodgy sites and dodgy places matt it's you dear.. ;):lol::lol:
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You want that keeps asking me about my special places :naughty: and my flashy light sabre
 
big soft moose said:
depends which bit you live in - if its one of the posh areas you could be a regular genius , if its Connie or fishy the chances are you didn't finish school, if its bandit country (fullers slade etc) you probably didn't finish primary, and if its the lakes , there's a good chance you were expelled from play group for being a sexual deviant :lol:
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Genius it is then, but all of the above still apply :D
 
MWHCVT said:
.....don't you just love kiddies, from the mouths of babes as they say...being a fat man I've never looked in a mirror so I don't know that I'm fat :suspect: thankfully there is always a charming little kiddie who can point my belly out for me :lol: in a local shop a little kid of about 3 or 4 kept on pointing and saying look at the fat man mummy...I've never really minded that so long as mummy has the decency to say don't be rude or such like......mummy failed in this instance so I bend down and say "do you know how I got so fat?.....I eat children like you....." So now we have a screaming child and mummy giving me eyes of pure evil :lol: :lol: oh and a shop keeper trying desperately not to laugh....

Am I evil.....discuss

Now pass me a beer and a......j......cake :D
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Matt, as someone who a couple of years ago was probably a stone or two heavier than you....

[YOUTUBE]-FucbvoFFy0[/YOUTUBE]
 
Cg_Girl said:
Funnily enough we were discussing this last night!:lol::lol:
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Look how many time....you don't discuss that with the plebs :D unless you hear the howls of the wolf pack
 
I'm guessing you live in new bradwell , but put your address down as stony for insurance reasons :lol:
 
TheBigYin said:
Matt, as someone who a couple of years ago was probably a stone or two heavier than you....

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FucbvoFFy0">YouTube Link</a>
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Sorry mate that links a bad one :D and sadly I'm sure you weren't :(
 
Cg_Girl said:
Funnily enough we were discussing this last night!:lol::lol:
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we don't need to know about your pillow talk - remember what happens at Northampton travel lodge, stays at Northampton travel lodge :lol:
 
big soft moose said:
we don't need to know about your pillow talk - remember what happens at Northampton travel lodge, stays at Northampton travel lodge :lol:
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Tour rules :D but I'm classy I expect at least holiday inn ;)
 
big soft moose said:
I'm guessing you live in new bradwell , but put your address down as stony for insurance reasons :lol:
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I live on the edge (in more ways than one :D) of MK, Buckingham side.
 
Funny buggers the lot of you.......... and yes matt i am the one saying i want to come out
 
Cg_Girl said:
Funny buggers the lot of you.......... and yes matt i am the one saying i want to come out
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I'll let you play with my magic wand :lol: what if the police turn up...that happens quite a lot too :D
 
I'm off to make a cheese and pickle sandwich since Trace STILL hasn't turned up :(
 
MWHCVT said:
I'll let you play with my magic wand :lol: what if the police turn up...that happens quite a lot too :D
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I can play with what??:eek: i don't mind the police i will ask if i can take their photo, i need some more portraits:D
 
Cobra said:
I'm off to make a cheese and pickle sandwich since Trace STILL hasn't turned up :(
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She is very un reliable she has made all sorts of promises and failed to deliver :(
 
MWHCVT said:
She is very un reliable she has made all sorts of promises and failed to deliver :(
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I know Matt I know you just can't get the staff these days :(
And after I washed her maids uniform after that last incedent too :(

Now, do I put it under the grill as well (Sans pickle of course)?
Decisions decisions !
 
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