I am Outraged!!

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And of course I'm getting some very favourable feedback from the ammo manufacturers!
 
viv1969 said:
Marvellous!!
You, of course, will be another recipient of any profits funnelled through my tax free account in the Caymans!
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Looking to intrkduce a loyalty card type scheme

1 free immigrant for every 50 you employ.

We have had some positive feedback from our Scottish clients on this matter. Just cannot get enough immigrants (legal and illegal) in quick enough.

We have decided to leave the mob in Calais where they are... They will not eat baked beans.....
 
Cobra said:
Have they been reading TP? :D
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Hugh Jarse said:
Looking to intrkduce a loyalty card type scheme

1 free immigrant for every 50 you employ.

We have had some positive feedback from our Scottish clients on this matter. Just cannot get enough immigrants (legal and illegal) in quick enough.

We have decided to leave the mob in Calais where they are... They will not eat baked beans.....
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If beans aren't on their agenda, then quite frankly they're not the calibre of immigrants we're looking for.
If they're looking for a sheep's stomach stuffed with meat and barley then I suppose we could place them in Scotland.
 
viv1969 said:
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If beans aren't on their agenda, then quite frankly they're not the calibre of immigrants we're looking for.
If they're looking for a sheep's stomach stuffed with meat and barley then I suppose we could place them in Scotland.
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You're a genius!

Welcome to the board of directors of our little company. DIRECTOR OF FORWARD PLANNING.

Should be easy to clear a 1000 out of Calais.....

Stena may fund some of the cost....

S
 
viv1969 said:
I had to scrape ice off my car this morning, and no sign ANYWHERE of an immigrant willing to do it for me for thuppence-ha'penny!!!
I shall be writing to my MP forthwith!!
Good day to you sir,...I say, GOOD DAY!!!

:rage::rage::rage:
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Scraping the windscreen? What's that? I got in my car started it, heated front and rear screens on, Max heat on windscreen demist and drove off less than two minutes later. :)
 
nilagin said:
Scraping the windscreen? What's that? I got in my car started it, heated front and rear screens on, Max heat on windscreen demist and drove off less than two minutes later. :)
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Congratulations.
I'll alert the media. :-)
 
viv1969 said:
I had to scrape ice off my car this morning, and no sign ANYWHERE of an immigrant willing to do it for me for thuppence-ha'penny!!!
I shall be writing to my MP forthwith!!
Good day to you sir,...I say, GOOD DAY!!!

:rage::rage::rage:
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I could have knocked on the house next door to get an immigrant to scrape the car :lol:
 
POAH said:
I could have knocked on the house next door to get an immigrant to scrape the car :LOL:
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Ah yes, but look at the offer I have for a couple of dozen and pennies a week!
It may be November, but my lawn also still needs a cut!
 
I'm moving to France to be an immigrant....no frost on the south coast.......
 
ST4 said:
I'm British and I identify myself as British not European.
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Good for you. Although you know you are European by definition don't you? Even in the highly unlikely event that this 'country' leaves the EU, it will still be part of Europe.
 
nilagin said:
No need, I have it on good authority that the Daily Mail are already following this thread. ;)
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We are doomed

The thread has potential

I have baked biscuits for everyone!
 
Well i am now totally outraged......:eek: I have just ran out of wine
 
SarahLee said:
I am REALLY, well and truly, completely and utterly outraged.

I've read three pages of this thread, I want to join in and right now I can't find a single thing to be outraged about.
It's outrageous!!!
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Sit down and take a load off.

Frssh coffee in the corner, please help yourself to some biscuits.

Steve
 
archangel said:
Well i am now totally outraged......:eek: I have just ran out of wine
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Ok now we have a true disaster on our hands.

I have alerted UNESCO.
 
viv1969 said:
Ok now we have a true disaster on our hands.

I have alerted UNESCO.
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No bloody joke......alert every conceivable charity possible......otherwise I will be forced to go to bed and then I will awake around 1 am......insomnia.com
 
archangel said:
No bloody joke......alert every conceivable charity possible......otherwise I will be forced to go to bed and then I will awake around 1 am......insomnia.com
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Something to help

 
ST4 said:
Not in my view. I am not European. I am British.
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Let's play the go round in circles game. I know you love that. You are European, you were born in Europe.

Your go xx
 
norters said:
Let's play the go round in circles game. I know you love that. You are European, you were born in Europe.

Your go xx
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I was born in Britain, I am British. Europe is not a nation. My nationality cannot be European as it is not a nation. You can view yourself however you like however, although given your post, you are half greek/british in my view, but knock yourself out...

Talk soon. I have images to process. With best wishes xoxoxoxoxxo
 
ST4 said:
Not in my view. I am not European. I am British.
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Reminds me of a real 'little Englander' I used to work with. He always used to say "Im not British, im English"... :rolleyes:
 
ST4 said:
I was born in Britain, I am British. Europe is not a nation. My nationality cannot be European as it is not a nation. You can view yourself however you like however, although given your post, you are half greek/british in my view, but knock yourself out...

Talk soon. I have images to process. With best wishes xoxoxoxoxxo
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Europe Is a continent.
Britain is part of it.
Nothingto do with the EU.
Next.
 
And calm returns to the thread as happy thoughts abound and all will be calmer still when the wine arrives......
 
archangel said:
Can you deliver me some wine from the European surplus from the wine lake
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And a slight detour to here, to drop off a few hundred of those cheap fags that we were promised when entering the common market.
Cheers :thumbs:
 
archangel said:
Can you deliver me some wine from the European surplus from the wine lake
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Got some Europeans tramping the grapes right now

Hope you don't mind but the label states 'Made in Europe'
 
Cobra said:
And a slight detour to here, to drop off a few hundred of those cheap fags that we were promised when entering the common market.
Cheers :thumbs:
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Hope that our £11.32 for a carton of 200 delivered is not too much but we had to add on 32p to cover a tin of Lidl baked beans...
 
Hugh Jarse said:
Hope that our £11.32 for a carton of 200 delivered is not too much but we had to add on 32p to cover a tin of Lidl baked beans...
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32p?????
Lidl????
 
Hugh Jarse said:
Hope that our £11.32 for a carton of 200 delivered is not too much but we had to add on 32p to cover a tin of Lidl baked beans...
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Seems a bit exessive on the beans TBH,
But I guess you have to make a profit, somewhere.
Deal accepted :thumbs:
 
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