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I had to scrape ice off my car this morning, and no sign ANYWHERE of an immigrant willing to do it for me for thuppence-ha'penny!!!
I shall be writing to my MP forthwith!!
Good day to you sir,...I say, GOOD DAY!!!

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Bloody frost coming to MY Country taking the place of the equally annoying British snow. Probably Polish frost! :mad:
 
I will send 20 of my immigrant staff to you for the coming winter.

I will cover their daily tin of beans (between them) and the £5 per month salary they share.

They will prepare your car daily (very clear windscreens guaranteed) and sweep the roads you need to use. .....
 
Hugh Jarse said:
I will send 20 of my immigrant staff to you for the coming winter.

I will cover their daily tin of beans (between them) and the £5 per month salary they share.

They will prepare your car daily (very clear windscreens guaranteed) and sweep the roads you need to use. .....
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You are too kind sir.
I have no doubt they will carry out their duties with due dilligence; far superior to our home-grown oxygen wasters!
They are welcome to share sleeping quarters in my 6' x 10' shed. Their combined body heat will keep them warm and any excess energy will be used to reduce my winter heating bills.
 
viv1969 said:
You are too kind sir.
I have no doubt they will carry out their duties with due dilligence; far superior to our home-grown oxygen wasters!
They are welcome to share sleeping quarters in my 6' x 10' shed. Their combined body heat will keep them warm and any excess energy will be used to reduce my winter heating bills.
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Ahh

You have a 6' x 10' shed... that is too much luxury so I will send their wives and children too. Along with an extra tin of beans per day but the beans will need to be an extra value type. I am not made of money....
 
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Nikon_Nick said:
Bloody frost coming to MY Country taking the place of the equally annoying British snow. Probably Polish frost! :mad:
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It did have that Eastern European "look" about it!
 
Hugh Jarse said:
Ahh

You have a 6' x 10' shed... that is too much luxury so I will send their wives and children too. Along with an extra tin of beans per day but the beans will need to be an extra value type. I am not made of money....
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Marvellous.

Of course, if I make money by feeding thier expended energy back to the national grid, you will be handsomely rewarded, and I shall channel said funds through my holding company in the Cayman Islands.
 
viv1969 said:
Marvellous.

Of course, if I make money by feeding thier expended energy back to the national grid, you will be handsomely rewarded, and I shall channel said funds through my holding company in the Cayman Islands.
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Would prefer fivers...

Nige
 
I have a button that clears the ice and condensation from my screens. And several cleaning stations run by Eastern Europeans who do an excellent job cleaning my car. No frosts yet - I blame the immigrant weather...
 
Nod said:
I have a button that clears the ice and condensation from my screens. And several cleaning stations run by Eastern Europeans who do an excellent job cleaning my car. No frosts yet - I blame the immigrant weather...
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Give it time lad..... I will have some habitation space coming up if you need any of your illegal immigrants tucked away. Well cardboard boxes.... found I can get a family of 8 into a duck taped trio of Surf boxes..

Do you a good rate. (TP discount)
 
The TP staff room could do with a few more cleaners, cooks and bottle washers, please send some illegal immigrants over Steve, we have the old server boxes for accomodation and make sure they are young and fit for when the hamster falls off the wheel and we need a quick replacement.
 
Does anyone know where I can find a small undernourished child? Oxfam's cost me a bloody fortune with the chimney sweep this year.
 
Yv said:
The TP staff room could do with a few more cleaners, cooks and bottle washers, please send some illegal immigrants over Steve, we have the old server boxes for accomodation and make sure they are young and fit for when the hamster falls off the wheel and we need a quick replacement.
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Will be Monday at the earliest but the will ne with you by 7am, fed (Lidl Baked Beans) and uniformed (grey Petticoat Lane Hoody, matching track bottoms and sandals.

Our daily rate of 87p per day per worker is higher than some but we do supply accomodation in your car park and English language lessons provided by a 16yo with a GCSE


Can do you a deal on British workers at £12.87 per hour + paid leave, TOIL, pension contributions ++++

I have put you down for an initial 28 workers.......
 
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Alastair said:
Does anyone know where I can find a small undernourished child? Oxfam's cost me a bloody fortune with the chimney sweep this year.
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Sorry Yv's grabbed my current stock but I have a 4yo boy arriving with his pregnant 15yo mother, grandmother, 4 aunties and their very tired dyspeptic husband at 4pm Monday afternoon. The boy will be trained as a sweep when he gets here. As he will have a trade he will be a little more than our normal rate at 95p per day. 8am start on Tuesday OK fot you?
 
Do you have any with a 'slightly' gammy leg? Id like to maximise the amount of benefits I can receive, whilst still putting them to work.
 
Nikon_Nick said:
Do you have any with a 'slightly' gammy leg? Id like to maximise the amount of benefits I can receive, whilst still putting them to work.
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What kind of Agency do you think I am running? We don't support Benefits cheats... how dare you try to drag us into your criminal fraud.... people like you get shot in the face for less.....

My cousin Vinny will contact you later....
 
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Alastair said:
Does anyone know where I can find a small undernourished child? Oxfam's cost me a bloody fortune with the chimney sweep this year.
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Yes, I believe in the less desireable areas of Glasgow they roam the streets in packs.
Rounding up a couple of dozen and moving them on via Ebay may net you somewhere in the region of a tenner...lump sum.
 
Thanks, ill have a wad of notes ready for him.

Btw, im not sure whats worse, being shot in the face or shlt in the face...
 
I was also outraged this morning. I went to get the paper and some ciggies from the shop and every single person I came across and interacted with (seven) were all white and English. In fact I was so upset that I had nothing to be upset about I immediately emailed my mp.
 
Nikon_Nick said:
Thanks, ill have a wad of notes ready for him.

Btw, im not sure whats worse, being shot in the face or shlt in the face...
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I was so outraged my spelling went all over the place

We are an Invedtors in People organisation....
 
norters said:
I was also outraged this morning. I went to get the paper and some ciggies from the shop and every single person I came across and interacted with (seven) were all white and English. In fact I was so upset that I had nothing to be upset about I immediately emailed my mp.
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That's dreadful!
I believe there's an 0844 number you can use for counselling, as you've quite clearly been traumatised by your ordeal.
 
viv1969 said:
That's dreadful!
I believe there's an 0844 number you can use for counselling, as you've quite clearly been traumatised by your ordeal.
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Unfortunately, that number connects you to an Indian call centre in Bradford where none of the people that work there are from Bradford.
 
Forget the immigrants...... I send Mrs Arcangel out to do the frost scrapping this morning.......meanwhile I looked from the balcony with a mug of cha, just to ensure it was done correctly and to immigrant standards......
 
norters said:
I was also outraged this morning. I went to get the paper and some ciggies from the shop and every single person I came across and interacted with (seven) were all white and English. In fact I was so upset that I had nothing to be upset about I immediately emailed my mp.
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I feel your pain

Any chsnce of you getting your MP, you and I together for lunch. I will need his support in the Commons and he will need his briefcase for an envelope I have with his name on....
 
archangel said:
Forget the immigrants...... I send Mrs Arcangel out to do the frost scrapping this morning.......meanwhile I looked from the balcony with a mug of cha, just to ensure it was done correctly and to immigrant standards......
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WHAT???? You don't retain the frost for recycling?
And was this British frost??
 
You lot make it so difficult (and expensive) for yourselves,
I saw the car was iced up, put the kettle on, a couple of slices of toast,
in the toaster,
And went back to bed until the ice cleared of of its own accord.
It seems clear now :thumbs:

No Immigrants encouraged to work here, don't cha know!
 
Cobra said:
You lot make it so difficult (and expensive) for yourselves,
I saw the car was iced up, put the kettle on, a couple of slices of toast,
in the toaster,
And went back to bed until the ice cleared of of its own accord.
It seems clear now (y)

No Immigrants encouraged to work here, don't cha know!
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Why do you put toast in the toaster? :thinking: ;)
 
Mind you, if this Winter (extended Autumn) does go along in the same fashion as last year, it'll probably be the one and only time you only ever needed to do that ice scraping thing anyway. :D
 
viv1969 said:
Why do you put toast in the toaster?
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To warm it up.

My daughter has been known to make herself some toast before going to school, forget about it then warm it up and eat it after coming home from school.


Steve.
 
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