I am Outraged!!

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Steve Smith said:
To warm it up.

My daughter has been known to make herself some toast before going to scvhool, forget about it then warm it up and eat it after coming home from school.


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That's called panache :-)
 
norters said:
I was also outraged this morning. I went to get the paper and some ciggies from the shop and every single person I came across and interacted with (seven) were all white and English. In fact I was so upset that I had nothing to be upset about I immediately emailed my mp.
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Does the presence of your fellow countrymen in their own country upset you?
 
I have just been outraged at work. Someone left a copy of the Daily Mail in the canteen.

Can you believe it?... Someone I work with reads the Daily Mail. I will have to look for another job now!


Steve.
 
Steve Smith said:
I have just been outraged at work. Someone left a copy of the Daily Mail in the canteen.

Can you believe it?... Someone I work with reads the Daily Mail. I will have to look for another job now!


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Excellent!!
We will be able to fill your position with 35 Latvian immigrants, each with an income of sixpence a fortnight.
 
Steve Smith said:
I have just been outraged at work. Someone left a copy of the Daily Mail in the canteen.

Can you believe it?... Someone I work with reads the Daily Mail. I will have to look for another job now!


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Could have been worse, much worse. It might be the Daily Express.
 
Cobra said:
You lot make it so difficult (and expensive) for yourselves,
I saw the car was iced up, put the kettle on, a couple of slices of toast,
in the toaster,
And went back to bed until the ice cleared of of its own accord.
It seems clear now :thumbs:

No Immigrants encouraged to work here, don't cha know!
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Similar here. I switched on the car, made some phone calls, closed two deals even before I drove off the driveway. All whilst the others are still moaning and discussing items that don't even concern then.
 
To those of you are employing my hard working immigrant staff and worrying about their ablutions - my research department has developed the first 'cube' that even Thomas Crapper would be proud of. Utilising a box for large Ameican style fridges which comes with both WC and Shower. Very cheap to own as it is subsidised by unsold copies of torn up copies of the Daily Mail on a string and shredded Daily Express for the 'pot' area. Free for every 30 immiģrants employed.
 
Hugh Jarse said:
To those of you are employing my hard working immigrant staff and worrying about their ablutions - my research department has developed the first 'cube' that even Thomas Crapper would be proud of. Utilising a box for large Ameican style fridges which comes with both WC and Shower. Very cheap to own as it is subsidised by unsold copies of torn up copies of the Daily Mail on a string and shredded Daily Express for the 'pot' area. Free for every 30 immiģrants employed.
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You'll find yourself in breach of my world wide patent. Please apply for a license at my Cayman Islands based office.

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dejongj said:
You'll find yourself in breach of my world wide patent. Please apply for a license at my Cayman Islands based office.

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I suggest you contact my lawyers at the folloeing

Burnem Down and Run LLP
Knuckles House
Kray Drive
Dagenham
Essex

Alternatively you may just want to assign the patent to me, it will be less of a nuisance to you..... if you follow my drift?

We will see you soon, very soon......
 
i,m rather annoyed about the frost ,as i never saw one single cyclist fall off there bikes all morning .think i'll write to my m.p and ask for air horns to be made legal again just to scare unsuspecting lycarists in icy conditions :confused:
 
Steve Smith said:
The Express does have one redeeming feature - The Garfield cartoon.


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Oh yes....Garfield. Class.

Who was it that used to run Calvin & Hobbes?
That was a belting cartoon too.
 
ST4 said:
Does the presence of your fellow countrymen in their own country upset you?
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No point in trying to use the Mail as bog paper - it's already full of schytte.
 
Dear Editor

I wish to object in strongest possible way. I have just had the misfortune of travelling the M20 in Kentshire and frankly I am appalled by the lack of attention paid to the numbers of illegal immigrants cluttering this main artery into this fine nation of ours. Put simply, there were none. Not so much as a small limping child begging on the central reservation. What on earth is happening out there? My newly elected UKIP MP has assured me that our country is now completely overrun with these peasants, yet when I need to practice my driving point accumulation scheme they are noticably absent. My passenger was also unable to get some much needed face shooting practice in, a dreadful issue as he has been selected to represent GB at the next Olympics in this fine traditional sport.

Disgusted of North London
 
We had the first snow of the season today. But as I'm a foreigner and economic migrant, I'll shut up and clear the snow for the superior people.
 
Yv said:
Dear Editor

I wish to object in strongest possible way. I have just had the misfortune of travelling the M20 in Kentshire and frankly I am appalled by the lack of attention paid to the numbers of illegal immigrants cluttering this main artery into this fine nation of ours. Put simply, there were none. Not so much as a small limping child begging on the central reservation. What on earth is happening out there? My newly elected UKIP MP has assured me that our country is now completely overrun with these peasants, yet when I need to practice my driving point accumulation scheme they are noticably absent. My passenger was also unable to get some much needed face shooting practice in, a dreadful issue as he has been selected to represent GB at the next Olympics in this fine traditional sport.

Disgusted of North London
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(If you really did....how was the traffic? :D )
 
ianp5a said:
We had the first snow of the season today. But as I'm a foreigner and economic migrant, I'll shut up and clear the snow for the superior people.
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Good Man!! ;)
 
Yv said:
Dear Editor

I wish to object in strongest possible way. I have just had the misfortune of travelling the M20 in Kentshire and frankly I am appalled by the lack of attention paid to the numbers of illegal immigrants cluttering this main artery into this fine nation of ours. Put simply, there were none. Not so much as a small limping child begging on the central reservation. What on earth is happening out there? My newly elected UKIP MP has assured me that our country is now completely overrun with these peasants, yet when I need to practice my driving point accumulation scheme they are noticably absent. My passenger was also unable to get some much needed face shooting practice in, a dreadful issue as he has been selected to represent GB at the next Olympics in this fine traditional sport.

Disgusted of North London
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Plus we had no starving orphan to grind the coffee beans for your coffee at the end of your journey. Terrible stuff
 
Yv said:
:D bloody good actually, about an hour from mine to Kellys, which is what it should be but never normally is. ;-)
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kelack said:
Plus we had no starving orphan to grind the coffee beans for your coffee at the end of your journey. Terrible stuff
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Damn I'd have popped up! :lol: :lol:
 
kelack said:
Plus we had no starving orphan to grind the coffee beans for your coffee at the end of your journey. Terrible stuff
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That's Yvonne's ( @Yv ) fault for not finding one on the way down,
sloppy work if you ask me!
 
Yv said:
Dear Editor

I wish to object in strongest possible way. I have just had the misfortune of travelling the M20 in Kentshire and frankly I am appalled by the lack of attention paid to the numbers of illegal immigrants cluttering this main artery into this fine nation of ours. Put simply, there were none. Not so much as a small limping child begging on the central reservation. What on earth is happening out there? My newly elected UKIP MP has assured me that our country is now completely overrun with these peasants, yet when I need to practice my driving point accumulation scheme they are noticably absent. My passenger was also unable to get some much needed face shooting practice in, a dreadful issue as he has been selected to represent GB at the next Olympics in this fine traditional sport.

Disgusted of North London
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The reason you didn't see them is they were all holding onto the bottom of Lorries or hiding in Ferries. I would suggest if you want to go Faceshooting, head to Calais.
 
Yv said:
Dear Editor

I wish to object in strongest possible way. I have just had the misfortune of travelling the M20 in Kentshire and frankly I am appalled by the lack of attention paid to the numbers of illegal immigrants cluttering this main artery into this fine nation of ours. Put simply, there were none. Not so much as a small limping child begging on the central reservation. What on earth is happening out there? My newly elected UKIP MP has assured me that our country is now completely overrun with these peasants, yet when I need to practice my driving point accumulation scheme they are noticably absent. My passenger was also unable to get some much needed face shooting practice in, a dreadful issue as he has been selected to represent GB at the next Olympics in this fine traditional sport.

Disgusted of North London
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I feel your frustration

I have clients screaming out for low cost labourers for their chains of car wash centres to name just one.

Must be boring driving on the M20 and not having to steer around poorly clothed illegals dropping off the undersides of lorries....

Oh well I sure my business partner in Calais will get normal shooting practice resumed!
 
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Nod said:
No point in trying to use the Mail as bog paper - it's already full of schytte.
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I know but it is Karma too!
 
ST4 said:
The reason you didn't see them is they were all holding onto the bottom of Lorries or hiding in Ferries. I would suggest if you want to go Faceshooting, head to Calais.
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Drive the M20 twice daily.
Never seen a ferry on it.
 
ST4 said:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29294776

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ys-French-far-right-leader-Marine-Le-Pen.html

Look at the images....thats the trouble we face. It's not a matter to joke about, the invasion of your country
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I reiterate my point.
I have never seen a ferry on the M20.

I have, however seen a few bumper stickers declaring "Vote for Steve and shoot an immigrant in the face!!" :-)
If they find all the new immigrant workers residing in my shed, I'm doomed.

Although all the tins of beans they leave behind will power the hot tub for years.
 
viv1969 said:
I reiterate my point.
I have never seen a ferry on the M20.

I have, however seen a few bumper stickers declaring "Vote for Steve and shoot an immigrant in the face!!" :-)
If they find all the new immigrant workers residing in my shed, I'm doomed.

Although all the tins of beans they leave behind will power the hot tub for years.
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Viv

No worries re your workers

A couple of Teach yourself English books on their way with student cards for the workers.... they are legal and the rate of pay down 5p.....
 
viv1969 said:
I have, however seen a few bumper stickers declaring "Vote for Steve and shoot an immigrant in the face!!" :)
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Well that certainly beats some of the campaign slogans I've seen in the past :thumbs:
 
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Hugh Jarse said:
Viv

No worries re your workers

A couple of Teach yourself English books on their way with student cards for the workers.... they are legal and the rate of pay down 5p.....
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Marvellous!!
You, of course, will be another recipient of any profits funnelled through my tax free account in the Caymans!
 
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