Guilty as chargedEspecially when they are started by YOU![]()
(NB. Resist the temptation to put a gaffer clamp on your nose to see how much it hurts - I tried this once).
Here's another useful tip (nowt to do with duvet covers): never stick your finger in one of these to see if it'll stop the drive motor - I tried that once too, and it didn't![]()

ObviouslyIt's a bloke thing..................
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You missed the "Batman" bit outBefore he says it, Holy Thread Revival![]()
Oh I'm sure I could even "fool" that methodI've found the perfect answer in my local Tesco, a pair of these, only £2 and they do actually work, even I could do it one handed
(behave you naughty boys at the back)
You missed the "Batman" bit out![]()
Oh I'm sure I could even "fool" that method
We TP members are always well behaved, what you on about?
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I see no brackets?Isn't that Batman in the brackets ?![]()
Its an art that took me years to developeYep only you would be foolish enough to manage it![]()
But we are always "looking"Hmmm not always, when you think no one is looking![]()
I see no brackets?
Its an art that took me years to develope
But we are always "looking"![]()
(behave you naughty boys at the back)
You missed the "Fatman" bit out![]()