Hormonal Woman

fabs said:
Ooh, yes please. Love your new pinny btw, matches the feather duster. ;)
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*Splutter*.......
Coffee / keyboard interface :D
 
Yv said:
:eek: OMG, I forgot about the feather duster. Sorry Marc, bend over, I'll remove it from your derriere now :lol:
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Drink to IPad interface problem please pass a cloth
 
So can we have photographic proof of Yv in a french maids outfit please ?
 
big soft moose said:
So can we have photographic proof of Yv in a french maids outfit please ?
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that would require the members of the staffroom to actually know what those funny black boxes with the circular pieces of glass are actually for.... it ain't going to happen :D
 
you can take it in the privacy of your own home if you prefer ... i'm not fussy :naughty:
 
Yv said:
Its Pete, he gets confused easily :nuts:
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I keep telling him..................

I just dread the day he posts one of his 'alluring' photos for C & C by accident :gag::nuts::nuts:
 
you mean I havent put that shot of me with my shirt off up for crit yet ?:eek:

Its probably just as well as we don't want the female membership self combusting with repressed lust, while the male half turn to a frenzy of jealousy and inadequcy :lol:

(or may be i did put it up , but Yv, Sarah, and co have nicked it to use as a pin up in the staff room :lol:)
 
big soft moose said:
you mean I havent put that shot of me with my shirt off up for crit yet ?:eek:

Its probably just as well as we don't want the female membership self combusting with repressed lust, while the male half turn to a frenzy of jealousy and inadequcy :lol:

(or may be i did put it up , but Yv, Sarah, and co have nicked it to use as a pin up in the staff room :lol:)
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we have it....













its on the back of the toilet door to stop anyone staying in there too long :D
 
*makes filthy remark pertaining to why my picture might be in the ladies loo... but then deletes it for fear of ban hammer*

Mind you yv has actually met me so i can't blame her for wanting to keep the very best for her own uses:lol: :exit:
 
(this is the second thread in 24Hrs that has decended into double entendres and banter... its just like the good old days :lol: )
 
big soft moose said:
*makes filthy remark pertaining to why my picture might be in the ladies loo... but then deletes it for fear of ban hammer*

Mind you yv has actually met me so i can't blame her for wanting to keep the very best for her own uses:lol: :exit:
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I never mentioned the ladies loo.... and yes i have met you, hence 'streak of pee' has more than one connotation in its current location :p :lol:
 
Yv said:
I never mentioned the ladies loo.... and yes i have met you, hence 'streak of pee' has more than one connotation in its current location :p :lol:
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I kind of assumed that you wouldn't be using the gents - or is TP towers too poor to have gender specific facilities

As I recall you had to stand on a box to kiss me ;) (no , on the cheek you dirty minded lot , she's a married woman and anyway we hadnt managed to persuade Geza to "go and look at the beach with nod for a while... maybe next time" )
 
big soft moose said:
(this is the second thread in 24Hrs that has decended into double entendres and banter... its just like the good old days :lol: )
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It has been rather retro the last 24 hours hasn't it ? :thumbs:
 
Yv said:
:thinking: As I recall, YOU had to bow to me, which is exactly as it should be, you being male and all that.... :naughty:
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Erm excuse me Hun,
but I don't think you have finished the washing up yet.
Back to the sink thank you!
 
No stand on - I don't tie girls up until at least the second date ;)

tbh Yv's quite cute, but the two foot height difference puts me off a bit :lol:
 
Cobra said:
Erm excuse me Hun,
but I don't think you have finished the washing up yet.
Back to the sink thank you!
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Oi - get your own, this ones busy peeling grapes to feed to me ;) :exit:
 
big soft moose said:
No stand on - I don't tie girls up until at least the second date ;)

tbh Yv's quite cute, but the two foot height difference puts me off a bit :lol:
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They are all the same size.....................
Nope not gonna finish that, but I'm sure you know the saying ;)
 
Yv said:
:lol:


hang on... are you lot saying this is banter? :eek: NO, STOP, Thats not allowed :bat:
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See - she's mortified by the thought that i might be joking :naughty: :exit:
 
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