Guilty Secrets...

I honestly can't think of any... how boring.
 
I watch rubbish films and listen to shameful music :P
 
Many years ago when I was at college young lady there was mad on the band Wings

I pretended to like the album Band On The Run just so I could shag her

****ing hated it really and still feel bad for being such a dishonest git, don't think she would have liked Sabbath Bloody Sabbath that much though
 
lol a friend of mine smokes only when chatting up girls smoking - carries cigarettes for this reason :p
 
I used to watch Prisoner Cell Block H and My wife and I even went and saw the live stage version at Eastbourne. I've never seen so many dungarees in one room in my life.
 
See, I may like rubbish telly, and cheesy music, and consider doritos a viable meal, but I couldn't say I feel guilty about any of it. I think other people's opinions just don't count enough :lol:

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When I was back in highschool I used to love stink bombs that the pound shop near my house used to sell. I rolled one under the rug in the corridor before break time and when everyone came out of the classrooms they trampled all over it and the whole area stunk. I also cracked one in the fridge section in the local off license and ruined all the sandwiches and pasties :(

But all this stopped when I started getting maimed by my own acts of mischief. I tried to fire one with a catapult, but the elastic fractured the glass vile and I was maimed with stink juice. Then on another occasion, I sprayed a can of fart spray but didn't realise I held it back to front and was maimed once again. I walked around the whole day, ashamed, with a stinky finger.
 
I recall a man in an office recounting his most embarassing moment was when his mother caught him having a Jodrell.
The other staff noticed that he was visisbly very upset talking about this so they tried to console him by saying that happened to all of them when they were young.

He replied " this was last week".
 
:lol: :clap: Best yet Dougie! Are you sure this was "a man in an office"?

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I recall a man in an office recounting his most embarassing moment was when his mother caught him having a Jodrell.
The other staff noticed that he was visisbly very upset talking about this so they tried to console him by saying that happened to all of them when they were young.

He replied " this was last week".

:lol: Haha, reminds me of someone I went school with! He stayed at his grandma's for the weekend. Was doing the same thing as your guy, with his eyes closed and his headphones on in the spare room. After he finished and opened his eyes, there was a cup of tea on the table next to him :lol: Poor grandma.
 
:lol: Haha, reminds me of someone I went school with! He stayed at his grandma's for the weekend. Was doing the same thing as your guy, with his eyes closed and his headphones on in the spare room. After he finished and opened his eyes, there was a cup of tea on the table next to him :lol: Poor grandma.

Wonder what he was listening to on the headphones?
 
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