Guilty Secrets...

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So lovely people of TP... what's yours? Open your soul - no judging here.
 
:lol: :clap: Good first start... although I suspect not true - I look far too much like the milkman.

Come on peeps! I want the truth!
 
Can you promise not to tell....
 
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as a young teenager, said "Gosh No!" to my girlfriends Mother........:D

she was a fox, but I didn't know what to do next ....:bang:......:thinking:
 
I'm sweet and innocent, never done anything I need to feel guilty about in my life :whistling: :D
 
Can you promise not to tell....

Aye - we are all friends here.

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as a young teenager, said "Gosh No!" to my girlfriends Mother........:D

she was a fox, but I didn't know what to do next ....:bang:......:thinking:

SUPERB start to the thread proper! Nice one! :thumbs:

I'm sweet and innocent, never done anything I need to feel guilty about in my life :whistling: :D

Bah hah hah! It is the 'innocent' ones who have the juiciest stories! Get your secrets posted Ingrid! It is cleansing!

Me neither - pure as the driven slush:suspect:

(see above :thumbs: )

better get started then.............................:naughty:

Definitely. Get posting!
 
Me? I'm a good little catholic girl!! ..... hubby says those are the worst kind! muh hahahahaha

shall I tell about a ex-novitiate I lived with for 5 years......:thinking:
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.. see, a dark side to the quiet old Yardbent after all......................:lol::lol:
 
:lol: Catholic girls....

Come on peeps! Lets hear them! Nat - you must have some! :naughty:
 
Bah hah hah! It is the 'innocent' ones who have the juiciest stories! Get your secrets posted Ingrid! It is cleansing!



So where's yours then Matt :shrug:




Me? Have guilty secrets? I'm an open book, I am....and a very good girl ;)



Me too Nat but..........................when I'm bad I'm better ;)
 
I like Donuts ( just eat one :eek:)
and bacon sandwiches :thumbs:
 
I always used to offer to walk to my friend's house to walk to school together, even though it was in the opposite direction.

Well, his (rather buxom) Mum would insist on hoovering in just her nightie :nuts:
 
It's not really a guilty secret as such, but, the aesthetic look of camera equipment is as important to me as how it performs. I can't stand ugly cameras and ugly lenses, and will happily spend more for something I like the look of...
 
well done Clarke - missed out too eh...??

all the rest ... pretty feeble if you ask me............:razz:
 
I have every series of Dawsons Creek on DVD... and watch them regularly.
 
Ok I have a few.... :D

No1 - the first time I got properly drunk when I was 16, I had a 20 minute conversation alone....

with a wall...
 
My Friend :naughty: had a novel twist on Knock A Door Run

He used to fill a paper bag with dog Poo,
put it on the door step
put a bit of petrol from a petrol refill capsule on it
Knock The door
Set it on fire
run
person answered door stamps out fire :gag: :nono: bare foot sometimes :lol:

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When I was younger (about 20 years ago) I took my girlfriend out to a club and also arranged to meet the married woman who i was knocking off in the same club on the same night, and spent all the night disappearing from one to meet the other and so on all night, they never bumped into each other, but one of my mates got confused after seeing me with 2 different people, to this day nether of them know, which is probably as well as they were mother and daughter.
 
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I haven't got any secrets.....anything I've done has had plenty of witnesses :D
 
One morning I woke up to the crack of Dawn.

So I yelled, 'Dawn, get off my face!'
 
:lol: some of these are quite simply AWESOME!! and the others are simply cringe worthy!

I LOVE it!!!!

Keep them coming :thumbs:
 
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