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We met with some clients recently about their forth-coming wedding plans. Didn't think anything of the date, 31st October, until we walked into their house. Everywhere looks - GOTH!
The bride-to-be is so excited - every one should be I suppose. But this one is different.
We always go through with our clients what their expectations are and this was no different except their expectations of what they'd like to have happen on the day.
I should've also have been suspicious of the time of the said nuptials..... 5:00 pm. Hmmm - let me think. Clocks change the weekend before - so, let me see. Oh yes, it'll be dark!
Black even! 
Let me quickly list the expected scene as presented to us.
1 - Bride will be wearing a Black Wedding Dress
2 - Bride will arrive at the church in a hearse
3 - Younger bridesmaid is also a Goth with attitude who doesn't want to wear a dress, has black, spikey hair but wants to wear it slicked like Gok Wan.
4 - The ring bearer is a terrier dog with a ring cushion saddle attached to it's back.
5 - The page boy (dog handler) has the expectation of fainting at the altar because he's seen too many "You've Been Framed" videos. It was explained to us that his temperament is a bit unpredictable to say the least - who knows what he'll do.
6 - The vicar has drawn the line at no cut-out pumpkins in the church.
7 - Bride's mum not at all happy about the hearse
8 - Bride not certain she'll fit in the hearse (we suggested lying down in the back)
9 - Guests will wear fancy dress (only at reception - vicar has banned it in Church - how many will remember?)
Oh - how we are looking forward to this one! :bang:
The bride-to-be is so excited - every one should be I suppose. But this one is different.
We always go through with our clients what their expectations are and this was no different except their expectations of what they'd like to have happen on the day.
I should've also have been suspicious of the time of the said nuptials..... 5:00 pm. Hmmm - let me think. Clocks change the weekend before - so, let me see. Oh yes, it'll be dark!
Let me quickly list the expected scene as presented to us.
1 - Bride will be wearing a Black Wedding Dress
2 - Bride will arrive at the church in a hearse
3 - Younger bridesmaid is also a Goth with attitude who doesn't want to wear a dress, has black, spikey hair but wants to wear it slicked like Gok Wan.
4 - The ring bearer is a terrier dog with a ring cushion saddle attached to it's back.
5 - The page boy (dog handler) has the expectation of fainting at the altar because he's seen too many "You've Been Framed" videos. It was explained to us that his temperament is a bit unpredictable to say the least - who knows what he'll do.
6 - The vicar has drawn the line at no cut-out pumpkins in the church.
7 - Bride's mum not at all happy about the hearse
8 - Bride not certain she'll fit in the hearse (we suggested lying down in the back)
9 - Guests will wear fancy dress (only at reception - vicar has banned it in Church - how many will remember?)
Oh - how we are looking forward to this one! :bang:

