far too much time spent on TP

Who loves ya baby!

You know you want it!













:eek:
 
You've been drinking , haven't you? :eek:


...always get trouble with the beer talking.... :gag:
 
OK! But only a bottle of Hock and a couple of beers!! :nuts: Sorry!! :lol:
 
Moose-log update: Moose klaxon overheated, many sightings throughout the day. The Moose is loose again.
 
many sightings throughout the day. The Moose is loose again.

So, there we have it, there is a Moose loose aboot the Hoose

:runaway: :runaway: :runaway:
 
yeah well too many folk were missing me too much ... there a limit to the number of piteous crys of "come back our lives are meaningless without you" that a gentleman can take before his resolve weakens
 
yeah well too many folk were missing me too much ... there a limit to the number of piteous crys of "come back our lives are meaningless without you" that a gentleman can take before his resolve weakens

You could try harder.
 
anyway marcel called me an 'ugly goat belming arse gibbon'.. i know from years of chatting up girls that that translates as " I really want you to come back to my place, but i don't want to look easy ;) "
 
yeah well too many folk were missing me too much ... there a limit to the number of piteous crys of "come back our lives are meaningless without you" that a gentleman can take before his resolve weakens

Possibly but what about you Pete :p
 
OMG I have learnt a new word today! :thumbs:


....I just had to google "belming" :lol:




Heather
 
heather , i hope you weren't at work

Ingrid / T - i'll have you know i'm a paragon of gentelmanly conduct, me, just like sir galahad / Mr darcy :lol:
 
TP's very own Mr Darcy?!...:lol::lol::lol:

I'm more like the guy in sense and sensibility , spliting logs in a linnen shirt in the rain ;)
 
heather , i hope you weren't at work


Fortunately (or unfortunately) I am self employed so no problem with googling. :D


The problem is with the amount of time I spend on here (and therefore not working when I should!) :bang:


....perhaps I should follow your shining example. :lol:



Heather
 
I'm more like the guy in sense and sensibility , spliting logs in a linnen shirt in the rain ;)

Ah that's right.... Whereas in real life you have the arse and the air is blue... because nothing is like a book/film:lol::lol:
 
oh yeah i'd forgotten that - Splitting gnarly hawthorn in a muscle tee and jeans in the rain with the axe getting stuck every three minuites.
 
So what bets are the staffroom paying out on?
The log-ons, or the actual return? :lol:
 
So what bets are the staffroom paying out on?
The log-ons, or the actual return? :lol:

you are out of luck i'm afraid - marcel and I rigged the betting between us and split the massive profit - he's ploughing his half back into the site, while I've spent mine on a packet of tunnocks tea cakes :lol:
 
you are out of luck i'm afraid - marcel and I rigged the betting between us and split the massive profit - he's ploughing his half back into the site, while I've spent mine on a packet of tunnocks tea cakes :lol:

Yeah....that was the deal we had :)
 
*adds to post count*

That's what these are for ... no?

Knew he wouldn't last :P
 
which means that chris's real post count is probably closer to 100k ;)
 
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