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I have an exclusive range of turtle-necks in my wardrobe!![]()
there is cream you can buy to improve things....
I have an exclusive range of turtle-necks in my wardrobe!![]()
I'd keep quiet about that if I were you.![]()


*Sounds the Moose klaxon*
chuckle!!!
Hahahaha you're too much!! "moose klaxon"
Haha.
Moose-log update: Moose klaxon overheated, many sightings throughout the day. The Moose is loose again.
many sightings throughout the day. The Moose is loose again.

yeah well too many folk were missing me too much ... there a limit to the number of piteous crys of "come back our lives are meaningless without you" that a gentleman can take before his resolve weakens
yeah well too many folk were missing me too much ... there a limit to the number of piteous crys of "come back our lives are meaningless without you" that a gentleman can take before his resolve weakens


TP's very own Mr Darcy?!...![]()
You could try harder.
FFS! Trace, don't encourage him, he's bad enough as it it :shake:
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TP's very own Mr Darcy?!...![]()
heather , i hope you weren't at work

I'm more like the guy in sense and sensibility , spliting logs in a linnen shirt in the rain![]()


So what bets are the staffroom paying out on?
The log-ons, or the actual return?![]()

you are out of luck i'm afraid - marcel and I rigged the betting between us and split the massive profit - he's ploughing his half back into the site, while I've spent mine on a packet of tunnocks tea cakes![]()
*adds to post count*
That's what these are for ... no?
Knew he wouldn't last![]()
which means that chris's real post count is probably closer to 100k![]()