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Just been perusing ebay and found this description of a Pentax 67 prism finder and having read through the listing I'm no better informed :lol:

Hello, I have been selling with eBay from Japan so I can provide you the best service.

◆Appearance of the item

There is some huskiness.

Please check on the photos for detailed condition of the product.

◆Functional

It does not confirm the operation.
To the glass of the prism, only one point has a small wound.
However, there are not the stains.

The exchange of the malt is necessary.
The exposure meter operates and does not confirm it.


Made in Japan

If you have any question or concern, please do not hesitate to contact me.

Thank you for visiting.
 
And which malt would like to exchange it with Sir? The latest batch of Glenlivet Nadurra is a joy I'm told, and would certainly help it's function!
 
Well he does say...

If you have any question or concern, please do not hesitate to contact me.


......go on you know you want to, and please, please post his replies here. :lol:
 
That's a perfect example of someone using an online translator! :lol:
 
I am just imagining it telling you in a husky voice if your exposure is correct.

I also like the whisky ads at the bottom of the page! ;)
 
in fairness, machine translation HAS improved immeasurably... I recall one parts manual for a Komatsu excavator that had translated the phrase "Hydraulic Ram" as "Aquatic Sheep"
 
:lol:

With apologies for the derail, that reminds me of these (probably apocryphal) extracts claimed to be from a Honda motorcycle manual translated in 1965:

Possibly Honda... said:
At the rise of the hand of the policeman, stop rapidly.
Do not pass him by or otherwise disrespect him.

When a passenger of the foot hove in sight, tootle the horn trumpet
to him melodiously at first. If he still obstacles your passage
tootle him with vigor and express the word of mouth the warning "Hi! Hi!"

Beware the wandering horse that he shall not take fright as you pass him.
Do not explode the exhaust box at him. Go soothingly by or stop by the roadside till he pass away.

Give big space to the festive dog that makes sport in the roadway.
Avoid entanglement of dog with your wheel spokes.

Go soothingly on the grease-mud, as there lurk the skid demons.
Press the brake of the foot as you roll around corners to save the
collapse and tie up.
 
I'd much rather buy from a Japanese vendor who posts lots of photos and provides plenty of commentary although grammar syntax and wording sometimes can be nearly imperfect so and some scratching to body parts than buy from someone in the UK who says very little beyond "Rare collectors item: don't know anything about this item but it looks shiny. No returns."

In fact I've bought big value items from Japan without problem and less issue with HMRC and their hangers on and administrative add-ons.
 
Good point. I've just received two extension tubes for my RZ from Japan that cost less than a single tube does over here, including the import duty and RM's admin fee.
 
Anyone seen any of those "rare" Zenits knocking about on there? That always makes me laugh
 
Anyone seen any of those "rare" Zenits knocking about on there? That always makes me laugh

When I was looking for a Honda Integra at least 90% were labelled as rare, there were at least 50 listed! :lol:

It's the same as adding JDM to any Japanese car part listing, instantly doubles it's value, even if it's a UKDM part!
 
I'll bear in mind to tootle my horn trumpet next time I'm out on the bike :D
 
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