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PMSL I do nowPS. Yes I am, don't you know that the Dutch are a product of Yorkshire and Scotland![]()
PMSL I do nowPS. Yes I am, don't you know that the Dutch are a product of Yorkshire and Scotland![]()
We always leave tea/coffee biscuits for our builder...Even go specifically to ASDA to get instant coffee and value biscuits....
If they are on offer in Poundland
PS. Yes I am, don't you know that the Dutch are a product of Yorkshire and Scotland![]()
Plus, these days they barely actually 'do' anything.
Attach the bin (which is right there at the edge of the road waiting for them) to the back of the truck, and then un-attach it again.
Bit of a lottery as to whether we get the right bin back too.
Tip for them? Yeah....look both ways before you cross the road mate.![]()
We don't give them biscuits but do give them decent tea/coffee. Then charge them a tenner for karzi use!

They do if they do a good job for me.Why would I?
Electricians don't get tips!
They do if they do a good job for me.
I just had this vision that they bring you out a cuppa and place it on the roof of the carI'm a self employed mobile car valeter. I appreciate tips but don't expect them. What does annoy me is when I spend over 5 hours on the customers car and they don't offer me a cuppa.![]()
IIRC I've had that happen lol. I often see scratches on roofs where people have put something on them. You'd be amazed at how people treat they're cars.I just had this vision that they bring you out a cuppa and place it on the roof of the carNow surely that would really annoy you
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IIRC I've had that happen lol. I often see scratches on roofs where people have put something on them. You'd be amazed at how people treat they're cars.
I'm guiltyIIRC I've had that happen lol. I often see scratches on roofs where people have put something on them. You'd be amazed at how people treat they're cars.
TIGHT!! My wife used to do home care and has had it where she's been told she can make herself a cuppa while making one for the client but the client has told her to use the value coffee but the client had the nice coffee. I very rarely get offered a biscuit, which is good because I'm on a diet.We always leave tea/coffee biscuits for our builder...Even go specifically to ASDA to get instant coffee and value biscuits....
LOL But many people in the UK like instant don't they? The 'tea club' at work gets that rubbish...TIGHT!! My wife used to do home care and has had it where she's been told she can make herself a cuppa while making one for the client but the client has told her to use the value coffee but the client had the nice coffee. I very rarely get offered a biscuit, which is good because I'm on a diet.
I'm guiltyEspecially when I smoked and stopped smoking in the car...Stop at the motorway services for a fag and a coffee, place the coffee on the roof or bonnet of the car....And drive off leaving it there
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That'll be me lol![]()
I'm guiltyEspecially when I smoked and stopped smoking in the car...Stop at the motorway services for a fag and a coffee, place the coffee on the roof or bonnet of the car....And drive off leaving it there
LOL Or about two months ago, we stayed at a hotel with work but were in the pup so long that no restaurants were open.....Hotel menu was rubbish, but Vlad Kebab van was still open, hotel would allow us to eat it in their lobby....So five of us ate it from my bonnet...
It is just a carbesides it keeps service providers like yourself busy
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Smoking ruins cars but it can be sortedI smoke in my car...though miraculously no seat burns.....and I put coffee cups on the roof too....but have yet to drive away with still up there![]()
So spoils rather than ruins....if it can be rightedSmoking ruins cars but it can be sorted
If you mean the ones you drive into any they all flock around your car missing bits, then no you should tip them and start using a proper valeterIt's people who treat other people's cars badly that pee me off, like the "members" at the place my wife used to manage who would take their sports bags out of their car and slide it onto the roof of the car next to theirs.
We don't tip our car washers but they do a free wash after 6 paid for ones and we always pay them for that as well.
In your line of business you should love us. I love my nice cars, but ultimately it's just a car. No need to treat it with gloves especially with lanes around me as the bushes will scratch it much more than anything else.
I do. I'm messing. However, well looked after cars make my job a lot easier lolIn your line of business you should love us. I love my nice cars, but ultimately it's just a car. No need to treat it with gloves especially with lanes around me as the bushes will scratch it much more than anything else.
I am because you get what you pay for. Give him a try. If you like forward me his website first and I'll take a look for youIf I knew a good local one, I might try it but I'll bet they're a LOT more expensive! (And the chaps we use miss less than we do.)
I do. I'm messing. However, well looked after cars make my job a lot easier lol
No 2 all all over, neck shave, ( the only time we consider letting women anywhere near our neck with a cut throat razorUsed to tip the hair dresser, but then starting having the number 3 all over (£9 for literally 5min with some clippers) and service just went down the pan.
Sounds fair enough to mewe'd already provided food & drink + refreshments -
No 2 all all over, neck shave, ( the only time we consider letting women anywhere near our neck with a cut throat razor) eyebrows, ears etc and a boob in the ear if I'm lucky
all for £7.50
Sounds fair enough to me![]()
Sounds like a trip to the boobers with a haircut thrown in.![]()
very good