ivortripod
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All this happened at one wedding...
1. Arriving groom says 'who are you, no professional photographer has been booked at all...'
2. huge, white and red van parks and driver scarpers, in the only position which effectively ruins all the bride arrivals shots
3. Bride and father arrive 14 mins late which although sounds funny, the vicar doesn't think so
4. mikes on church p.a. are intermittent, causing hilarity among guests, but not with a] bride and groom, b] brides father c] said vicar
5. vicar refuses to allow photographer to do an agreed 'posed' reg. signing shot depite video guy already filming same covertly
6. Vicar walks down aisle immediately in front of B & G, thus totally preventing that shot
7. Village yobs drop beer bottles at precise position brides dress will rest on..there is no alternative location for this pic. Photographer brushes broken glass away as best can do
8. Members of main party state that they do not want to be photographed at church setting, something which was specifically requested by said bride.
9. Several spots of blood on sleeve of brides [white] dress are noticed. This has come from the fingers of said photographer [which were cut on glass: see#7]
10. Brides father shouts to all guests assembled for full group: 'If this photographer takes much longer, everyone will be issued with folding beds'
11. Sudden torrential cloudburst causes all said guests to depart for reception [Marquee located at the very bottom of very muddy field]
12. Bride casually remarks 'they will all be in colour won't they...' This just slightly conflicts with her written instructions for 'monochrome coverage only please '
If only I had made it up...:bang:
1. Arriving groom says 'who are you, no professional photographer has been booked at all...'
2. huge, white and red van parks and driver scarpers, in the only position which effectively ruins all the bride arrivals shots
3. Bride and father arrive 14 mins late which although sounds funny, the vicar doesn't think so
4. mikes on church p.a. are intermittent, causing hilarity among guests, but not with a] bride and groom, b] brides father c] said vicar
5. vicar refuses to allow photographer to do an agreed 'posed' reg. signing shot depite video guy already filming same covertly
6. Vicar walks down aisle immediately in front of B & G, thus totally preventing that shot
7. Village yobs drop beer bottles at precise position brides dress will rest on..there is no alternative location for this pic. Photographer brushes broken glass away as best can do
8. Members of main party state that they do not want to be photographed at church setting, something which was specifically requested by said bride.
9. Several spots of blood on sleeve of brides [white] dress are noticed. This has come from the fingers of said photographer [which were cut on glass: see#7]
10. Brides father shouts to all guests assembled for full group: 'If this photographer takes much longer, everyone will be issued with folding beds'
11. Sudden torrential cloudburst causes all said guests to depart for reception [Marquee located at the very bottom of very muddy field]
12. Bride casually remarks 'they will all be in colour won't they...' This just slightly conflicts with her written instructions for 'monochrome coverage only please '
If only I had made it up...:bang:
