Daughters (teenage) AGHHHHHHH....

Foggy, a friend of mine is asking how much to hire this one for a couple of hours. He's convinced that his house is haunted and wants her to sit around and drive it out.

And while she's down here, I have a table I want the paint stripping off. Her just looking at it would save me hours of work.

That face has the safety catch on, she has more expressions than Mr Benn had costumes.
 
After this evenings latest 'Episode'... I will quite happily swap her for a couple of filters - may be just the one...

Come to think about it - even a dodgy Chinese copy of one.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... :(:(:(:(:(:(


Rog
 
Ebay seem to do a nice line in handcuffs and ball and chain type things - that might slow her down a bit!!!
 
I once threatened to enter a stroppy teenage girl in the local Miss Crawley contest - have her picture amongst all the entrants in the local paper. She was mortified. And suddenly compliant.
 
Ever had the situation where you are walking along a street with your daughter when she spots "pals" approaching then tells you to pretend you are not with her!
 
Ebay seem to do a nice line in handcuffs and ball and chain type things - that might slow her down a bit!!!

now now, he's not austrian....


as a teenager (for the next 5 days...eeeeeek :( ), this thread has made me laugh so hard :P

Ever had the situation where you are walking along a street with your daughter when she spots "pals" approaching then tells you to pretend you are not with her!

That is a standard teenage rule... in any shopping centre or high street, we walk approx 5-10m in front of family. Unless trying to borrow their wallet that is >_<

and yes, my sister is a right pain in the rear too, so it's not just -some- teenage girls...
 
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sell her on ebay.



my kids DARENT tell me to pretend i'm not their dad.
not that they would anyway. all my kids mates think i'm a cool n groovy old biker.
but they know any attempt at something like that would result in a
MASSIVE PUBLIC HUG.:lol:
 
that safety catch comment had tears in my eyes with laughter.
thankyou. brightened up my crap day.

:thumbs: She brings tears to my eyes sometimes. Although I haven't had the pleasure of her bringing her first proper boyfriend home yet. I keep telling her she's going to be a non practicing carpet muncher;).
 
1. what she actually done, 2. yeah i deffo need a number for her. 3. dont worry in another 3 years or so she will be another guys problem lol
 
lol aww non participating :( thats NO fun :P

and thats quite hypercritical i bet when u was a teenager ud go for any girl on legs. lmao and u liked them to dress how u hate ** daughter to dress lol and the boys u hate her to date are just like u was lmao
 
With our stroppy 18 (almost 19) year old, it's the threat of not being able to have her boyfriend stay the night that usually does the trick.

Otherwise, their internet (which they all heavily rely on) is individually cut off. Hubby (Cowasaki) set up a big lockable box in our bedroom, which looks like a telephone exchange with lots of cables going in and out. All their rooms are individually networked, so the plugs are pulled at the first sign of attitude and being spoken to like you're something they just trod in. The main computers downstairs are also rendered out of bounds.

We don't exist as people in our own rights, we don't know anything, we've never done anything, they invented fun, sex, etc, etc - we're just there to make their lives run as smoothly as possible, and woe betide their cushy little numbers don't go so smoothly sometimes - it's always our fault!

GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR back atcha!

From mum of four (almost 23, almost 19, 17 and 15). Oh and the 22 year old is just as bad, even though he's moved out and has a baby of his own! He still expects me to pick up the pieces when things go wrong and still talks to me like he's trodden in doodoo and I'm the doodoo!
 
you havnt ever had sex :P lol remember u older people reproduced by stork.. old people sex is weird and nasty :P and just plain wrong lol
 
sell her on ebay.



my kids DARENT tell me to pretend i'm not their dad.
not that they would anyway. all my kids mates think i'm a cool n groovy old biker.
but they know any attempt at something like that would result in a
MASSIVE PUBLIC HUG.:lol:

My philosophy exactly! My kids' mates think I'm cool too and some of them admit that I'm the only adult they talk to on Facebook.

From another cool and groovy old biker!
 
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you havnt ever had sex :P lol remember u older people reproduced by stork.. old people sex is weird and nasty :P and just plain wrong lol

No, it's exactly the same as young people sex - just with more experience, therefore more fun and much more fulfilling!

Mind you I'm only 45, but I suppose that still counts as old in most young people's books.
 
yep ** a wrinkly :) with football boobs :P and maybe with more experiance but not as much energy
 
and i cant believe ** ok with ** daughter having sex lmao ** not like most parents. i know i wouldnt be ok with it if i had a daughter.
 
and i cant believe ** ok with ** daughter having sex lmao ** not like most parents. i know i wouldnt be ok with it if i had a daughter.

It's called being open-minded and remembering what it was like when I was a teenager. I'll bet you don't have a problem with having sex with a lass your age, but will then be a very hypocritical parent later in life - not me. I'm tolerant and understanding and my kids can talk to me and they respect me - you obviously don't have the same respect for your parents. Very sad.
 
It's called being open-minded and remembering what it was like when I was a teenager. I'll bet you don't have a problem with having sex with a lass your age, but will then be a very hypocritical parent later in life - not me. I'm tolerant and understanding and my kids can talk to me and they respect me - you obviously don't have the same respect for your parents. Very sad.

id agree with you.

my parents took the attitude with me and my sister that 'whats going to happen is going to happen' and its better that we talk to them about it and know about it than them disagree with whatever we do and drive us away which obviously has potential ramifications
 
id agree with you.

my parents took the attitude with me and my sister that 'whats going to happen is going to happen' and its better that we talk to them about it and know about it than them disagree with whatever we do and drive us away which obviously has potential ramifications

Thank you Whitewash. As far as I'm concerned that's the best type of parent to be. It doesn't stop the kids having teenage strops altogether, but it certainly helps, and they always come back a short while later and apologise. And I'll apologise to them when I'm in the wrong too, much to my father's disgust. Kids respect that far more than parents who give out the impression that they're never wrong. We're all human and make mistakes.
 
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yep ** a wrinkly with football boobs :P and maybe with more experiance but not as much energy

Sorry Asher i think you overstepped the mark on that one :rules:

I think you need to be very careful how you talk to people! Have a little more respect please.

+1
 
Ashers, be very careful unless you want to have time off, first and final warning.
 
Ashers, be very careful unless you want to have time off, first and final warning.

Thank you Hacker. Ashers is obviously quite a long-time member of the forum judging from the number of posts he's made, so I'm surprised he thought it was okay to throw insults at another member - and that he seems to find it so funny.
 
i personally would have thought an apology was in order rather than an okey kokey:shrug:
 
Thank you Hacker. Ashers is obviously quite a long-time member of the forum judging from the number of posts he's made, so I'm surprised he thought it was okay to throw insults at another member - and that he seems to find it so funny.

hes also loopeydo :cuckoo::bonk:


id have also thought 'football boobs' would have been a compliment, bigs good right? unless im wrong!
 
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