Lol, this thread has gone wayaaaaayayayayyy off topic.
Anyway. CAV's. In all the years I've been making cars alot faster than the manufacture intended I have heard of anyone ever refer to coilovers as 'cavs'.
Matt - Don't get a Corsa, because they're bad handling ok

In fact don't listen to whether they're good or bad, but the Corsa like many of the small cars has a 1.0 engine to be economical and cheap on insurance and other costs.
I don't know if they're good or bad, and to be honest I don't care. I would never modify one to make it better if it did handle bad as it's just not my cup of tea. Who cares if you're not trying to rag your car fast.