Just got back from today's wedding. Absolutely fab couple and one of those really nice ones where you have the privilege of seeing two people who simply love each other. Puts a real smile on my face anyway. 
Outside the venue today we had a red carpet, a slightly too long red carpet but a red carpet none the less. And I was stood on said red carpet keenly anticipating the arrival of my bride in a rather splendid Rolls Royce. Two of the eagle eyed venue staff noted, simultaneously and from opposite ends that the red carpet could do with a tug. And so they set about pulling it straight.
Cue my left leg heading left................and my right leg heading right.
Not good. I'm being pulled asunder and dare not crash inelegantly to the ground thanks to clutching my camera. I must have looked like Bambi on ice. My legs are simply not designed to dislocate at the hips.
Lord that hurt! I'm home in just about one piece and anticipating being a tad stiff in the morning. :shake:
Outside the venue today we had a red carpet, a slightly too long red carpet but a red carpet none the less. And I was stood on said red carpet keenly anticipating the arrival of my bride in a rather splendid Rolls Royce. Two of the eagle eyed venue staff noted, simultaneously and from opposite ends that the red carpet could do with a tug. And so they set about pulling it straight.
Cue my left leg heading left................and my right leg heading right.
Not good. I'm being pulled asunder and dare not crash inelegantly to the ground thanks to clutching my camera. I must have looked like Bambi on ice. My legs are simply not designed to dislocate at the hips.
Lord that hurt! I'm home in just about one piece and anticipating being a tad stiff in the morning. :shake:
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