Ask the ladies..

[Borats Baby]

This is a thread in which men can ask ladies questions, in an attempt to understand the female in all her non sensical (?) glory.

Just a bit of fun, so I'll kick off with :

Why is it OK for you to leave the toilet seat down, but NOT OK for me to leave it up ?

:shrug:

 

[MikeeB]

Why do you go to the toilet in groups?

 

[Ashers]

why when you think can we actually see you physically thinking?

 

[Ashers]

and why is it always mens fault?

 

[Dave Stone]

Why do they pluck their eyebrows and then draw them back on again?

 

[Ashers]

why do they always ask "Does my bum look big in this" or "does this make me look fat" when they know damn well that no answer we give will be the right one

 

[Kerioak]

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Why is it OK for you to leave the toilet seat down, but NOT OK for me to leave it up ?

:shrug:

You lot do have a lot of questions, I will kick off with an answer

It seems that however old men get their aim never improves and thus as they have wet the underside of the seat then then should be the ones to put it down again so that we don't have to wash our hands at each stage of the "toilet procedure"

 

[Ashers]

why should we have to put it up where your arse has been.... lol not that i mind touching girls there normally... lol

 

[Marc]

You lot do have a lot of questions, I will kick off with an answer

It seems that however old men get their aim never improves and thus as they have wet the underside of the seat then then should be the ones to put it down again so that we don't have to wash our hands at each stage of the "toilet procedure"

I can honestly say, my aim has never been THAT far out!

 

[turbotoes]

why when you think can we actually see you physically thinking?

To give you time to gather your wits and run away before we tell you off about whatever it was you did wrong that set us thinking in the first place!!

and why is it always mens fault?

Because you deal with being wrong so much better than we do!!



Tara

 

[Ashers]

so it has been out lol i bet youve mistaken the wardrobe for the loo at least once being a stealthy ninja and all

 

[Marc]

so it has been out lol i bet youve mistaken the wardrobe for the loo at least once being a stealthy ninja and all

Being a stealthy ninja, my aim is always true!

 

[shaundesigner]

why do wemon never give a straight answer??

 

[Marc]

why do wemon never give a straight answer??

And you expect a straight answer to that question?

 

[Dom_Cabarete]

why cant women just ask a guy out instead of tip toeing around telling friends to tell you things?

 

[shaundesigner]

And you expect a straight answer to that question?

valid point :bonk:

why do women feel like they should be the boss of the house?

 

[Marc]

valid point :bonk:

why do women feel like they should be the boss of the house?

Now are you really sure you want to ask THAT question!

 

[Ashers]

why wont women show us their secret language

 

[Hacker]

why when you think can we actually see you physically thinking?

and why is it always mens fault?

why do they always ask "Does my bum look big in this" or "does this make me look fat" when they know damn well that no answer we give will be the right one

why should we have to put it up where your arse has been.... lol not that i mind touching girls there normally... lol

so it has been out lol i bet youve mistaken the wardrobe for the loo at least once being a stealthy ninja and all

why wont women show us their secret language

How did I know that a thread with this title would draw Ashers like a moth to a flame.

 

[Marc]

why wont women show us their secret language

I read the first six words of that and started to dive for cover!

 

[33L]

what is the number of mirrors needed before you leave the house.
My wife Kathy uses at least 4! Does she look different in each one?

lets have a poll on this one.

 

[shaundesigner]

im just gonna shut up i can see my butt whoop lol

 

[shaundesigner]

i tdont think were gonna get any where with these Q's lol

 

[HanC]

Oh dear....

 

[Ashers]

and why do girls wear revelaing low cut tops then go mad at guys when you look at their lady pillows?

 

[shaundesigner]

ashers lol your pulling them all out today arent you

 

[Ashers]

yep so many questions so little time

 

[shaundesigner]

there not repling to these question lol ithink there hiding from you

 

[Ashers]

more likely they have a job

 

[shaundesigner]

i have a job just not got much to do

 

[Ashers]

i want a job.... it seems the bar jobs around here all require you have your personal licence

 

[shaundesigner]

can you not get a larbour job? ask the girls what they think

 

[Ashers]

lol need a site card thing now lol

 

[shaundesigner]

get one you'll get good money then

 

[Ashers]

cant afford it or i would also have a personal licence

 

[shaundesigner]

supose..... :shrug: catch twenty two hey

 

[HanC]

I have a job! I'm sneaking on here....
and trying to think of answers that are both witty and true

 

[HanC]

Why do you go to the toilet in groups?

Because most girls really like gossiping and so going to the loo together is an excellent opportunity to do so and then you can chat/borrow each others stuff/take photos (it happens.....)not be lonely!

 

[johnb]

Why is it OK for ladies to drool over Westlife etc etc.?

Why is it not Ok for men to drool over Girls Aloud?

 

[NathanJT]

Why when women spend hours moping around waiting for their other half to ask what's bothering them, do they say... "Oh, it's nothing".

And then moan at us that we don't understand them?