Ask the ladies..

johnb said:
Why is it OK for ladies to drool over Westlife etc etc.?

Why is it not Ok for men to drool over Girls Aloud?
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I dont "drool" over a bunch of t.w.a.t.s....

and as for men drooling over girls aloud....go ahead....but I think you mean "dribble" ;)
 
NathanJT said:
Why when women spend hours moping around waiting for their other half to ask what's bothering them, do they say... "Oh, it's nothing".

And then moan at us that we don't understand them?
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Ha because they think that you should already know whats bothering them....think back to everything that you might have done wrong in the last day/week and see if you can find anything that could be interpreted as annoying/upsetting/wrong etc etc :D
 
NathanJT said:
Why when women spend hours moping around waiting for their other half to ask what's bothering them, do they say... "Oh, it's nothing".

And then moan at us that we don't understand them?
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so true!
 
but hanc answer my Questin why do women wear revealing tops but get annoyed when we get noticed looking?
 
BeHappy said:
and as for men drooling over girls aloud....go ahead....but I think you mean "dribble" ;)
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There was a time I used to drool over BH. Now i only "dribble" when i take too many pain killers at once. :lol:
 
now when he dribbles, BH has to wipe his mouth and roll him over to stop him snoring :P
 
HanC said:
Ha because they think that you should already know whats bothering them....think back to everything that you might have done wrong in the last day/week and see if you can find anything that could be interpreted as annoying/upsetting/wrong etc etc :D
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that wouldnt narrow it down much:lol:
 
HanC said:
Ha because they think that you should already know whats bothering them....think back to everything that you might have done wrong in the last day/week and see if you can find anything that could be interpreted as annoying/upsetting/wrong etc etc :D
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Do you not mean day/week/month/year/time since you met/anything you did before you met/anything you have done since birth??

And just to fit in a joke, why do women wear make-up and perfume?




Because they are ugly and they smell!!



Runs for cover shouting "it's a joke, think about it, it is funny"
 
hepburn said:
There was a time I used to drool over BH. Now i only "dribble" when i take too many pain killers at once. :lol:
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But Heppers....I didnt mean "dribble" in that way, silly! :naughty:
 
Now now guys.
I mean, Women are from Venus and blokes from planet Penus.

As Billy Connely says " women have to be in love before sex and men have to have sex before being in love......................how the **** are children born..........:D:D:D
 
Why is it women need a reason to have sex?
And men just need a place?!

Blame Billy Crystal:exit:
 
Jo Brand stand up is currently on tv talking about the differences between men and women...very very funny!
 
HanC said:
Because most girls really like gossiping and so going to the loo together is an excellent opportunity to do so :) and then you can chat/borrow each others stuff/take photos (it happens.....:suspect:)not be lonely! :D
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And another mystery of life is revealed :D Thanks
 
Why, regardless of the fact you will not appreciate the answer if we tell the truth, and you don't appreciate us fibbing, do you STILL ask what we are thinking?
 
Why do women make such a big deal trying to park their car at Tesco's ?
 
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Why do women re-adjust the seat & interior mirror every time they get in the car, even when no one else has used the car ?
 
Borats Baby said:
This is a thread in which men can ask ladies questions, in an attempt to understand the female in all her non sensical (?) glory.

Just a bit of fun, so I'll kick off with :

Why is it OK for you to leave the toilet seat down, but NOT OK for me to leave it up ?

:shrug:
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because you use the toilet with the seat down too.

MikeeB said:
Why do you go to the toilet in groups?
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so we have someone to hold the door shut and pass the loo roll from the other cubical

SW said:
why do wemon never give a straight answer??
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cos we like to make you think, its good for your brain

SW said:
valid point :bonk:

why do women feel like they should be the boss of the house?
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cos we clean it, we cook for the people in it, we make sure the bills are paid on time, we use the whole house not just the room with the play station in

Jordie said:
Why is it women need a reason to have sex?
And men just need a place?!

Blame Billy Crystal:exit:
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we dont need a reason just some TLC before you try and ram it in when you get back from the pub :razz:
 
Reminds me of a bit of dialogue from 'The Waltons' TV series:

Father: "There's one thing you need to know about women son".
John Boy: "What's that daddy?".
Father: "I've no idea".


Steve.
 
ok that may have been a bit harsh but you guys can't expect us to be ready for you the min you mention sex, kisses and cuddels will lead up to it nicely :)
 
Toothie said:
cos we clean it, we cook for the people in it, we make sure the bills are paid on time, we use the whole house not just the room with the play station in
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You've obviously never met my wife then.:lol:
 
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