Happy birthday mate, and apart from the body starting to fall apart, nothing much changes just because that dreaded 4 has appeared in front of your age
..... It doesn't really....... It gets worse, goes downhill fast! It's just that the brain doesn't register things as quickly as it used to.... so it just feels better
Yes, things start to happen at 40... your hair emigrates to your ears and nostrils, your upper body definition slumps and gathers around your waist and you begin to realise that you might need swimming trunks in the bath to stop yourself looking down on the unemployed...
Other than that, it's great. Life begins at 40. Just don't tell Yoko Ono that...!
I didn't like turning 40 one bit (and still don't, two years on). I do have the mid-engined, flat six, convertible sports car though, but that was a 35th birthday / "finally untangled the financial ties to the ex" present to myself, so I had no excuse to buy another on my 40th :razz:
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