And now, random, deep thoughts.....

I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!".
 
F-Stop said:
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!".
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thats random
 
Take one plump baby.

Squeeze gently.

Bottle the oil.
 
lifes a bitch then you marry one then you die

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-Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalianism in Hex Code so marcel a Co can read it :P
 
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There is the truth, and there is a greater truth.
 
live every day like its your last *** one day u will be right
 
If you unscrew your bellybutton, will your bum fall off?
 
Forbiddenbiker said:
I discovered recently that some people on TP are actually racist, sexist and confirmed bigots, the fools... and they don't seemed to bothered to address this flaw.....
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A good cross section of todays society then. I hate to think that "we" were elitist
Forbiddenbiker said:
should I put them on ignor or forgive and forget cos I an't perfect either....
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Forgive & forget or just ignore? now there is a question that has baffled God since some disobedient human ate an apple
 
I had one but the wheel fell off, shortly afterwards I bought a camera












;)
 
I bought some stick deodorant once. The instructions said "Take of top & push up bottom"

I got a cold chest & didn't smell any better :shrug:
 
Life's what you make it so take your calendar off the wall and add your own festivals. I've added a curry festival because I'm a bit of a curry monster and broadbean day to celebrate each year the harvesting of my two broadbeans. Makes sense to me.
 
There is too much reality tv, if I wanted reality I wouldn't switch it on (realistic hospital progs, realistic police progs). Where have all the good programmes gone like Quatermass, the Goodies, V etc.
 
Tumbleweed. said:
There is too much reality tv, if I wanted reality I wouldn't switch it on (realistic hospital progs, realistic police progs). Where have all the good programmes gone like Quatermass, the Goodies, V etc.
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My brother liked reality shows that much I swapped his TV for a mirror
 
Good thing about having glasses is that you can take them off before looking in the mirror. The fact you can't really see (major soft focus) makes it a lot less scary.
 
I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary!
 
mrgubby said:
I bought some stick deodorant once. The instructions said "Take of top & push up bottom"

I got a cold chest & didn't smell any better :shrug:
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:lol::lol::lol:

Some people are like "slinkies"
Totally useless but still raise a smile when you push them down the stairs
 
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i still find farts funny.
walked into the office at work and ........PAAAAARP.

office gurlie says .
"MARK , DID YOU JUST TRUMP?"
i replied
" no. that definitely qualified as a FART"
oddly the other folks in the office laughed

juvenile? me?
yes. and proud of it.:lol:
 
Just because swans mate for life, I don't think its that big a deal. First of all, if you're a swan, you're probably not going to find a swan that looks much better than the one you've got, so why not mate for life?
 
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