And now, random, deep thoughts.....

think all you speak but speak not all you think
 
It is better to remain silent and be thought of a fool, than to speak up and remove all doubt :)
 
Hold the news reader's nose squarely waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers ;)
 
If my camera misbehaves, should I lock up its mirror?
 
Kebabs are the Kangaroo's of politicians
 
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
 
There is no dark side of the moon as a matter of fact its all dark
(nicked)
 
We are all just passing through as a mere blip in time.
 
Because there will always be someone worse off than yourself.
 
Generally speaking a bird in the hand will crap on the hand, its better off in a bush.
 
If God made man from mud, then he made my work collegues from S**T!!!
 
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

-Jack Handy

Makes me laugh everytime I see this..
 
believe nothing what you hear and only half of what you see
 
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalianism
 
The squirrel that gets the nut . . .






. . . should not forget the spanner.
 
Before you criticse someone, walk a mile in their shoes.

That way, when you do criticse them, your a mile away AND you've got their shoes
 
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