Alberts Amazing Adventures

75-365 Alberts Adventures with the washing
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Albert helps with the dishes.

After his night out with Sally, Albert was getting behind on the house work. When he got up this morning, he was met with a mountain of washing. Any adventure Albert could of had today, was now a distant memory as he had to clear the mess away.

This should only be a 5 minute job, Albert thought as he started to load his dishwasher. When he went to turn it on, there was a loud bang, and nothing happened. Albert opened the dishwasher, and a cloud of smoke erupted out of it like a volcano. Albert was knocked back, and realised he was going to have to do it all by hand.

He started on the big pint glasses, and poured some water and soap into it, then jumped in. He began scrubbing the glass until it was sparkling then looked upwards. He had only managed to reach the base and had a long way still to go. But how was he ment to climb that high and get out the glass. Albert really should of thought about this before he jumped in.

He was stuck and the only way out was to tip the glass over and hope the water flowing out, didn't carry him too far. He began to rock the glass. The water splashed around inside, moving higher up the glass each time. Then the glass tipped and smashed on the table. Albert had broken his favourite pint glass.
 
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76-365 Albers Adventures as a life model
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Today Albert becomes art.

Albert was woken suddenly this morning by a banging on his door. Albert managed to fumble his way to the front door with one partially opened eye, hoping he could go back to be after he found out who was knocking. Albert was greeted by Sally, who unlike Albert, was wide awake and bouncing with energy. She had run round with some fantastic news. While flicking through the paper, she saw an advert for a live modelling session at the local collage. This could be great experience for Albert to help progress him in his career.

Albert was pleased Sally had seen the advert and thought of him, but all he wanted to do was go back to bed. After he got ready, they both jumped onto the local bus and headed off for the collage. The bus was empty, so they had no fear of anyone treading on them. When they arrived at the collage they didn't know which direction the life modelling was taking place. Then they saw somebody who was carrying lots of paints and art books and chased after him. They eventually caught him up and got chatting.

The student was attending the life drawing and offered them a lift. They got talking about his inspiration and favourite work. He told them how he loved Andy Warhol's work, and Albert asked if he could do something like that with today's session as he would love to have a picture of himself like that.

When they got to the session, the teacher said he needed two models. Albert instantly volunteered Sally for the roll, as she stopped him going back to bed. Sally was a little uneasy about it but agreed to do it. The session went really well and Albert loved what the students came up with. He especially loved the Andy Warhol inspired picture, and asked if he could keep it. The student was reluctant, but eventually sold it for a fair price.
 
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77-365 Alberts Adventures with Skins
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Day 77 of Alberts Adventures

It was the day of the week Albert had been looking forward to. It was the final episode of his favourite TV series. Albert had been watching Skins since it began, and had never missed an episode, but today was the final episode of the series.

Albert rang all his friends to see who wanted to come round to watch it with him, but none of his friends were that bothered by it. Albert didn't let this deter him and still prepared a huge bowl of popcorn ready.

Making the popcorn was eventful for Albert, as he forgot to put the lid on pan. Scorching balls of popcorn started flying out of the pan and landing all around him. Albert had to dive under the lid that he forgot to put on the pan, to stop himself getting his with the molten balls of popcorn.

When the episode began, Albert ran right up to the TV. He couldn't hold back his excitement. As he started walking backwards so that he could see all the TV, he slipped off the table and into his bowl of popcorn. Albert was in heaven.
 
78-365 Alberts Adventures at the Art Gallery
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Albert gets hung.

Albert received a phone call this morning. The student that had painted his painting the other day, had requested that he comes to an art gallery today, as the picture had been picked to be on show there. Albert was honoured that his picture would be hanging for all to see in an art gallery, so rang all his friends to let them know and ask if they wanted to share in the occasion.

When Albert got there, only three of his friends had turned up. He was delighted to see them, but had thought that more would of come along to join him on the triumph. As Albert walked into the gallery, the artist pulled him to one side. He asked him if he had prepared a speech ready for the occasion. Albert looked puzzled, why would he need a speech he asked. The artist explained that Albert was going to unveil the painting and needed a speech to go with it.

Albert walked up to the painting, which was covered in a cloth, and was running through ideas of what to say. He was concentrating so hard that he tripped over and grabbed out at the cloth. There was a loud gasp coming from on lookers, as the cloth slid off the painting. The room fell silent. Albert looked up at the painting then turned to the crowed, with a smile on his face, and said..."there you go" The crowd laughed and started talking about the picture. Albert was so pleased to have his picture hanging in an art gallery.
 
wonderful.. I dont know how you get your ideas!.. so sorry to read about monty :(
 
mich66 said:
wonderful.. I dont know how you get your ideas!.. so sorry to read about monty :(
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Thanks very much, it was a sad time, but he lived a good life.

Dont know where my ideas come from either, but its fun trying new things everyday :)
 
79-365 Alberts Adventures in Camouflage
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Albert becomes too involved.

After an evening of playing Bad Company 2 with his friends, Albert can't stop thinking of ways to improve his sniper ability. He starts jotting things down on his note pad, and decided that he would try them out for real the next day.

Albert woke bright and early to start trying these ideas out, and the first thing he had to do was sort out his makeup. This was going to help him camouflage into the back ground if done correctly. Albert searched for his camouflage make up bout couldn't find it anywhere, so he had to go outside and use soil instead.

Once he was prepared, he set off to his local paint balling arena and found his ideal shooting position. He waited ages for his first victim. As he walked past, Albert took a slow breath and pop, the enemy was out. He did this a few times before deciding it best to move onto another place. While out of cover Albert was exposed and came under heavy fire. He darted for the nearest tree. When he got there, he was confronted by a pain grenade. There was no time to run before it exploded. Albert was out.
 
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Your series has facinated me, 78-365, how can you think up ideas for the rest of the year, but somehow I think you will do it. Congrats on the series so far, its brilliant.
Sorry to read about Monty, they become part of the family.
 
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Your series has facinated me, 78-365, how can you think up ideas for the rest of the year, but somehow I think you will do it. Congrats on the series so far, its brilliant.
Sorry to read about Monty, they become part of the family.
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Thanks very much, glad your enjoying it. Think the only thing Im strugaling with, is remembering which number im on, lol. Yeh they do become part of the family and will always be remembered.
 
Sorry to hear about Monty... :(

Some wonderful photos on this page. All the shots in #80 & #84 stand out.

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Ian.
 
Any more from Albert?

Ian.
 
Gess Who's Back......................

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Alberts Glorious Return!

The summer has been a terrible time for Albert. Feeling lost and alone, he travelled around the world soul seeking. Sadly he had no camera's with him to record his amazing adventures, but this was about to change.

On the cusp of Autumn, a miracle has occurred. Albert has returned! He may be battered and bruised, but he lives on to travel another day!

In true Albert fashion, his return was no simple affair. He was surfing off the coast of Florida, when he was caught up in a Hurricane. Albert couldn't do anything, he was being swung around so fast, he could feel his boxes being torn apart.

However, by chance, Albert had gained enough speed to be catapulted out of the hurricane and right across the Atlantic Ocean. He went soaring up through the clouds like a rocket ship. He thought he was never going to come down.

But as quickly as he was rising, Albert started to fall down though the clouds, like a lead balloon. How was he going to stop!!!

Luckily for Albert, its Autumn time, and large piles of leaves were being stacked up. Albert landed in the middle of one of them. Leaves flew up everywhere, and by the time they had settled, Albert appeared triumphant.
 
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Welcome back Albert.

You managed to land in a well lit and well composed pile of leaves :lol:

Andy
 
Glad to see Albert back again - I did so enjoy his adventures. I look forward to what he has planned. Shame on you sending him away around the world with no camera :D
 
Thanks all, he will never go anywhere without a camera again!

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Today, Albert had a run-in with the law!

It started just like any other day. Albert woke up, had his breakfast, and then went for a work out at the gym, to help keep his box's well defined and then to work. However, today was different.

On the way home, Albert put the radio on. Out came the beats of his favourite tune, so he turned the volume up high! Without thinking, he put his put down and saw the speed dial sour upwards! Next thing he knew, blue and red flashing lights were in his rear view mirror.

Albert had broken the speed limit. He pulled over and dived into the bushes to hide. He could see the policemen coming over. Albert made a break for it!

Over a twig he went, then round a puddle. He made a dash for freedom, when suddenly the policemen's torch engulfed him, and the call to stop was shouted. Albert had nowhere else to run. He was taken back to the station, and fined for speeding.

Albert was so embarrassed, he vowed never to speed again.
 
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