Sorry about the lack of updates, been a very buisy weekend, but still managed to fit the photos in
72-365 Alberts Adventures at the evil Cadbury
Today Albert decided to pay Cadbury's a visit.
During Albert's busy day, he felt his sugar levels were dropping and needed a boost. So he popped down to his local shop to treat himself to the delicious goodness of a Cadburys dairy milk bar. When he got there, he couldn't believe the size of these bars! They were big enough to last him a year! This is discrimination cried Albert to the shop keeper, you must have something more for my size! The shop keeper told him to visit Cadburys to sort this problem out, as he didn't make the size of the bar, they did.
Albert thought this a great idea, as they were supposed to be a nice company. Sadly Albert didn't know they had recently been taken over, and there was an evil company in charge now. When he got there, the factory was surrounded in nasty spiked fences. But this was no match for Albert, who could easily slip in-between the bars!!
Albert sneaked from door way to doorway, hiding in the shadows like a ninja when people walked by. He made it into the head office and waited on the managers desk behind a stapler. When the manager sat down, Albert jumped out to confront him. The man, was not interested and started firing staples at Albert.
Albert dived out the window, and grabbed onto the drain pipe, he then slid to freedom. He was distraught at not solving his chocolate problem
73-365 Alberts Adventures on Mothers Day
Albert visits his mother.
It was mother's day, and Albert had to visit his mother for the day. In typical male fashion, Albert had left it to the last minute to get a card and present, and had to rush down to the shops. Panic began to set in, when Albert saw how little there was left, and the few remaining items were surrounded by other men also buying at the last minute.
Albert dived between their legs and grabbed a card. He then dived in again and came out with part of a flower. This was never going to work, and decided to cook her dinner instead. Before leaving, he quickly wrote on the card. This took a lot longer than expected, as the pen was much, much bigger than himself. Albert wished Sally was about to help write it, as she could easily hold the pen.
By the time Albert got to his mothers, it was late in the afternoon and there was not much left of the day. He spent the rest of the day making her cups of tea, and as she talked to him how it used to be in her day, Albert day dreamed about what Sally was up to.
74-365 Alberts Adventures with Sally
Albert's crazy night out with Sally.
After a weekend of not seeing Sally, Albert really wanted to spend some quality time with her, and decided to take her out. Sally was delighted by this, as she too had been missing Albert quite a lot. So they set out to electric city, where the high rollers liked to play. They went from shop to shop, Albert treated Sally like a queen, buying her fancy clothes and jewellery like they were sweets from a corner shop.
They had not a care in the world, and Sally felt like she was on cloud 9. The day sped by and before they knew it, the sky had turned orange with the glow of the city lights. They didn't want the day to end, so decided to go for a stroll in the park together. Arm in Arm they felt like they could take on the world. Neither of them had ever been so happy.
Albert looked up at sally and could see a glint in her eye. Sally had a little tear developing and turned to Albert. She told him, how today had been magical and she didn't want it to end. But like everything, it must. She told him how she thought their time apart had brought them closer together and how she was delighted to have returned to him.
Albert was delighted, this day will be hard to beat, but Albert relished the opportunity to try and top it.
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