Aaaarrrrrghhhhhh....

[Suvv]

And people who say celibate when they mean chaste

 

[seriousrikk]

OK, not written English but my pet hate is pronunciation of certain words. Blue Peter drove me insane as a child with, "Take out your crayrons and do some drawring." The ruddy words are crayon and drawing ffs! That old advert years ago where the pregnant bird wanted a tuna and banana pizza as well, because the twunt voiceover pronounced it tuner and bernanrer.

Oooooh! I need a lie down now, and a rub down with a wet flannel.

Ah, you were probably hearing a regional accent in there somewhere. Steady on, they do sound a tad different