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As a bit of background to this. My wife Jan is in the process of deciding which stallion to use to put our mare into foal. A lot of the stallions she is interested in are based in Germany and a prospective buyer of semen has two choices - import yourself by hiring or buying a 'dry shipper' or using an agent or broker who handles all the buying, transport and delivery issues. This time of year is very busy as there are many mares that require impregnating with the imported product - be it frozen or chilled.
Anyway, yesterday she called one of the more reputable brokers and during the conversation she was having with the woman on the other end of the phone this little snippet came up.....
Jan: "I presume you're very busy at the moment?"
Broker: "You could say that, I've got semen coming out of my ears!"

As soon as the words were out of her mouth she realised what she had said and both of them collapsed in a fit of giggles.
Anyway, yesterday she called one of the more reputable brokers and during the conversation she was having with the woman on the other end of the phone this little snippet came up.....
Jan: "I presume you're very busy at the moment?"
Broker: "You could say that, I've got semen coming out of my ears!"
As soon as the words were out of her mouth she realised what she had said and both of them collapsed in a fit of giggles.
