A very funny true story from yesterday......

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As a bit of background to this. My wife Jan is in the process of deciding which stallion to use to put our mare into foal. A lot of the stallions she is interested in are based in Germany and a prospective buyer of semen has two choices - import yourself by hiring or buying a 'dry shipper' or using an agent or broker who handles all the buying, transport and delivery issues. This time of year is very busy as there are many mares that require impregnating with the imported product - be it frozen or chilled.

Anyway, yesterday she called one of the more reputable brokers and during the conversation she was having with the woman on the other end of the phone this little snippet came up.....

Jan: "I presume you're very busy at the moment?"

Broker: "You could say that, I've got semen coming out of my ears!"

:gag: :puke:

As soon as the words were out of her mouth she realised what she had said and both of them collapsed in a fit of giggles. :lol:
 
Brilliant!! :lol::lol:

Although I do worry how they get the ummm product out of the horse! But I don't think I want to know!! Still I know whatever moans about my current job I have - I don't have to do that job!! :gag:

Thanks for sharing!!

Matt
 
I know how they get it out, YUCK YUCK YUCK i must say
 
Ooooh, yum :D:D

There's always one Betty :D
There's a guy that works for us, he is a semen collecter
Well I guess that's what he does as no one can actually figure out what he does
and is known as the w'nk'r
Good luck with the search Colin :thumbs:
 
Thats the sort of search I really enjoy!! Typical sort of comment at this time of year as well :lol:

Sandro Hit??
 
Thats the sort of search I really enjoy!! Typical sort of comment at this time of year as well :lol:

Sandro Hit??

She still hasn't decided :bonk:, I don't think Sandro Hit was on one of the many shortlists and I believe the current favourites are Axis, Hampton or UK-based Woodlander Rockstar.
 
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