Recent content by DavieW

Yes. South Street.

A group of chaps, all aged 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts & wore mini skirts. Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet...

Have a look at the Famous Grouse whisky ads. Nice, simple and to the point.

A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The shop keeper carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter. "That's one too many!" says the customer. The shop keeper replies, "It's a freebee."

Not sure of the new Bond, but this had Bond theme tune written all over it..... View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As03tlODkdw

It was still there 6 weeks ago but I believe it was for sale.

I was hoping for the 29th.

I didn't know Holly batted for the other side.;);)

DRLs - the most dangerous "safety" feature of modern cars.

Radio adverts for the "latest blockbuster" - in cinemas October twelve. Maybe in the US, but in good old UK we say October the 12th or the 12th of October.