Zippity doo dah!

[archangel]

Who the hell invented the zipper in male trousers!!.......enough said.....off to find the pliers........ouch!

 

[viv1969]

Rip off the bandaid ya big girl's blouse

 

[archangel]

Rip off the bandaid ya big girl's blouse

You have no idea the logistical problems.... Here is the the formula....

Zipper+ flesh= immense pain and psychological issues followed by uncontrollable bleeding

 

[Greggster]

"We've got a bleeder"!!

 

[archangel]

"We've got a bleeder"!!

I have to take blood thinners so you can imagine the mess.....

 

[viv1969]

Thread's useless without pics pmsl

 

[Keith W]

Top Tip: put your willy inside your trousers before attempting to do the zip up

 

[boyfalldown]

Thread's useless without pics pmsl

No, really no need

 

[Nikon_Nick]

Frank and beans!!

 

[archangel]

Thread's useless without pics pmsl

I would but I don't have a zoom function on my mobile phone

 

[Snooky]

You must go commando then? Or just a big Johnson

 

[Keith W]

Top Tip: Don't go for another pee directly after putting after shave on

 

[archangel]

You must go commando then? Or just a big Johnson

Definitely commando......

 

[Tigger.ufo]

Definitely commando......

...and you want sympathy?


...self inflicted...

 

[jakeblu]

I would but I don't have a zoom function on my mobile phone

Didnt you mean macro

 

[jakeblu]

Top Tip: Don't go for another pee directly after putting after shave on

Or chopping scotch bonnet chillies

 

[Ian D J]

You experienced that "There's Something About Mary" moment? Ouchie.

 

[Tigger.ufo]

You experienced that "There's Something About Mary" moment? Ouchie.

No cartoon Ian?

 

[Ian D J]

No cartoon Ian?

I'll see how much lead I have left in my pencil and take it from there.

 

[CaveDweller]

Penile zipper entrapment. I feel your pain.

 

[Gremlin]

sorry can't type