You're the judge, what's the sentence

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

FULL cost of repair + 200 hrs working at a car sales .............. cleaning vehicles!

Where the hell was that taken & are plod aware?
 
Don't know where it was taken, spotted it on pistonheads
 
Not just him, but also his female friends. Disgusting pair both of them. I'd say two years, plus full cost and damages, and public apology.
 
What did they do? Pray tell!
They poured fizzy wine, bottled cider?, over a nice looking Audi. Then went on to bent the wing mirror and walked away. Only to return and pick up a rock and appear to be scratching it all around. When the guy is half way lots of people walk past, you can only see their feet. A couple stand still but you can't hear or see what is happening. Then the bloke walks off calmly.

You can't see it, but it seems that every single panel is scratched deeply with a rock. Thus suggesting a full respray will be required.
 
Why has a four year old got keys?
 
Why has a four year old got keys?
Probably so they can let themselves in after making their own way home from playgroup, whilst mummy is passed out stoned or drunk (or combination of the two) on the living room floor or she's upstairs exercising with one of the kids many, many uncles. ;)
 
Probably so they can let themselves in after making their own way home from playgroup, whilst mummy is passed out stoned or drunk (or combination of the two) on the living room floor or she's upstairs exercising with one of the kids many, many uncles. ;)
Thankyou, Daily Mail subeditor :D
 
It was that one Facebook have taken it down for some reason
 
Clearly the lobotomy was unsuccessful.
 
Well, it wasn't his fault as he had clearly been drinking, he had a deprived childhood, his actions were not contrary to the public interest (didn't cost the government money) and the car doesn't belong to the magistrate, so if he gets caught and if the CPS doesn't drop it because of lack of evidence, he will probably be told not to do it again...
 
Clearly the lobotomy was unsuccessful.
And they should try it again, together with chemical castration for the pair of them.
 
And they should try it again, together with chemical castration for the pair of them.

Excellent point!!
That'll stop the buggers breeding beyond the five they probably already have!
 
Same here, but shoot them in the face whatever they have done :D


I made that comment before seeing the video. Now I have seen it I realise that I have made a dreadful error. Shooting in the face is far too lenient.
 
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