I refuse to waste my time reading any more of this rubbish.
And on that note time to recycle this old one:
A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his dustcart lorry. He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back but still can't see it so he knocks on the door. There's no answer so he knocks again.
Eventually a Japanese bloke answers..."Harro", says the chappy.
"Alright mate, where's ya bin?" asks the dustman.
"I bin on toiret" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed.
Realising the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the binman smiles and says "No mate, where's ya dust bin?"
"I dust bin on toiret havin a dump, I tord you!" says the Japanese man.
"No mate" says the dustman... "you're misunderstanding me....Where's your wheelie bin?"
"OK, OK", says the Japanese bloke, "I wheelie bin having a w**k!"