Your photography pet hates

Not so much a pet hate but I still find it astonishing (and embarrassing to read!) how you get people on here haggling over a fiver for a piece of kit and then go and collect it in their Bugatti Veyron Super Sports.

They then try and justify their extreme tightness by saying it's not about the money but the thrill of haggling. Really? A thrill over a fiver? I bet your wife had a blinding honeymoon.
 
London Headshots said:
I shoot portraiture in a studio with strobes, could you tell me what setting on my camera I should use to get my money's worth? Obviously manual is a mistake!


TBH if you don't know the difference between a strobe and a flash all hope is gone lol
 
Strobist, strobism, strobistry.

You used flash, well done. Stop giving yourself a silly name.
 
Funny thread this, the overdone watermark one is interesting, i ruined loads of shots ages ago by putting silly watermarks on them in some daft reaction to seeing some of my images stolen and used on websites, funny looking back really at some of them, i would reload them without the OTT watermark but i cant be bothered :lol:
 
Those that go and buy all the kit and then start asking silly questions a few weeks down the line:suspect: And imo there are silly questions asked on basic stuff you should know.
 
Hello, are there any togs out there who can help me, I've just taken a pic with my Cannon d5 mark 2. It's a HDR from one RAW photo, but I don't think my Cannon nifty fifty lens is good enough even though I like the boca. Can anyone give any other ideas for better all round glass for about £200?

Although I'm thinking of changing the d5 for a Olympus Penny P2, because it's smaller and is just as good isn't it I mean I've heard that the Auto Mode is very intelligent and gives great pics. But then again I've just read about a Nokia phone with 41MPs and the pictures look amazing. That's about twice as many pixels than the 5d, and it is even smaller than the Penny P2. I hope it has loads of Scene Modes. A Wedding one to go with the Portrait one would be great.

Also, a friend of mine who works for this advertising company has asked to use one of my Parrot pics to advertise Insurance in a National campaign for free. I said, yes, of course. What an honour eh!. It'll be great to see my snaps on bus stops all over the place. I take a snap every day anyway for my 365 pics a day challenge I'm sharing with everybody on Facebook and Flickr.

We became friends when I shot this chaps wedding in this Stately Home for £300 a few months ago. I thought I was going to loose the gig, but he said I was the cheapest quote he had by far. It is great, because my partner has a very good job so I don't need to charge as much as anybody else. It's only a bit of fun isn't it? The chap was very happy when I gave him the discs with all the snaps on. It had to be two DVDs though, because I took nearly 3000 pictures. I mean the pics soon mount up at nearly 4 frames a second. It gave him more to chose from. He particularly liked my pictures where I made all the roses stand out in all the Black and White shots.

He saw my pics on my 'Lesley's Professional Photography' Facebook page. I knew it was a great idea to put my 'company name' prominently on all my pictures. It pays to advertise. ;)


Spot the Pet Hates. :lol:
 
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Hello, are there any togs out there who can help me, I've just taken a pic with my Cannon d5 mark 2. It's a HDR from one RAW photo, but I don't think my Cannon nifty fifty lens is good enough even though I like the boca. Can anyone give any other ideas for better all round glass for about £200?

Although I'm thinking of changing the d5 for a Olympus Penny P2, because it's smaller and is just as good isn't it I mean I've heard that the Auto Mode is very intelligent and gives great pics. But then again I've just read about a Nokia phone with 41MPs and the pictures look amazing. That's about twice as many pixels than the 5d, and it is even smaller than the Penny P2. I hope it has loads of Scene Modes. A Wedding one to go with the Portrait one would be great.

Also, a friend of mine who works for this advertising company has asked to use one of my Parrot pics to advertise Insurance in a National campaign for free. I said, yes, of course. What an honour eh!. It'll be great to see my snaps on bus stops all over the place. I take a snap every day anyway for my 365 pics a day challenge I'm sharing with everybody on Facebook and Flickr.

We became friends when I shot this chaps wedding in this Stately Home for £300 a few months ago. I thought I was going to loose the gig, but he said I was the cheapest quote he had by far. It is great, because my partner has a very good job so I don't need to charge as much as anybody else. It's only a bit of fun isn't it? The chap was very happy when I gave him the discs with all the snaps on. It had to be two DVDs though, because I took nearly 3000 pictures. I mean the pics soon mount up at nearly 4 frames a second. It gave him more to chose from. He particularly liked my pictures where I made all the roses stand out in all the Black and White shots.

He saw my pics on my 'Lesley's Professional Photography' Facebook page. I knew it was a great idea to put my 'company name' prominently on all my pictures. It pays to advertise. ;)


Spot the Pet Hates. :lol:

OY.....you forgot UV filters.....

:lol:
 
redhed17 said:
Hello, are there any togs out there who can help me, I've just taken a pic with my Cannon d5 mark 2. It's a HDR from one RAW photo, but I don't think my Cannon nifty fifty lens is good enough even though I like the boca. Can anyone give any other ideas for better all round glass for about £200?

Although I'm thinking of changing the d5 for a Olympus Penny P2, because it's smaller and is just as good isn't it I mean I've heard that the Auto Mode is very intelligent and gives great pics. But then again I've just read about a Nokia phone with 41MPs and the pictures look amazing. That's about twice as many pixels than the 5d, and it is even smaller than the Penny P2. I hope it has loads of Scene Modes. A Wedding one to go with the Portrait one would be great.

Also, a friend of mine who works for this advertising company has asked to use one of my Parrot pics to advertise Insurance in a National campaign for free. I said, yes, of course. What an honour eh!. It'll be great to see my snaps on bus stops all over the place. I take a snap every day anyway for my 365 pics a day challenge I'm sharing with everybody on Facebook and Flickr.

We became friends when I shot this chaps wedding in this Stately Home for £300 a few months ago. I thought I was going to loose the gig, but he said I was the cheapest quote he had by far. It is great, because my partner has a very good job so I don't need to charge as much as anybody else. It's only a bit of fun isn't it? The chap was very happy when I gave him the discs with all the snaps on. It had to be two DVDs though, because I took nearly 3000 pictures. I mean the pics soon mount up at nearly 4 frames a second. It gave him more to chose from. He particularly liked my pictures where I made all the roses stand out in all the Black and White shots.

He saw my pics on my 'Lesley's Professional Photography' Facebook page. I knew it was a great idea to put my 'company name' prominently on all my pictures. It pays to advertise. ;)

Spot the Pet Hates. :lol:

Ha. I took the seriously for a while! So much stuff in there that was slowly getting me more and more annoyed!
 
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Hello, are there any togs out there who can help me, I've just taken a pic with my Cannon d5 mark 2. It's a HDR from one RAW photo, but I don't think my Cannon nifty fifty lens is good enough even though I like the boca. Can anyone give any other ideas for better all round glass for about £200?

Although I'm thinking of changing the d5 for a Olympus Penny P2, because it's smaller and is just as good isn't it I mean I've heard that the Auto Mode is very intelligent and gives great pics. But then again I've just read about a Nokia phone with 41MPs and the pictures look amazing. That's about twice as many pixels than the 5d, and it is even smaller than the Penny P2. I hope it has loads of Scene Modes. A Wedding one to go with the Portrait one would be great.

Also, a friend of mine who works for this advertising company has asked to use one of my Parrot pics to advertise Insurance in a National campaign for free. I said, yes, of course. What an honour eh!. It'll be great to see my snaps on bus stops all over the place. I take a snap every day anyway for my 365 pics a day challenge I'm sharing with everybody on Facebook and Flickr.

We became friends when I shot this chaps wedding in this Stately Home for £300 a few months ago. I thought I was going to loose the gig, but he said I was the cheapest quote he had by far. It is great, because my partner has a very good job so I don't need to charge as much as anybody else. It's only a bit of fun isn't it? The chap was very happy when I gave him the discs with all the snaps on. It had to be two DVDs though, because I took nearly 3000 pictures. I mean the pics soon mount up at nearly 4 frames a second. It gave him more to chose from. He particularly liked my pictures where I made all the roses stand out in all the Black and White shots.

He saw my pics on my 'Lesley's Professional Photography' Facebook page. I knew it was a great idea to put my 'company name' prominently on all my pictures. It pays to advertise. ;)


Spot the Pet Hates. :lol:

I'm impressed! you are clearly going to become a top togger!

If I may, some extra advise:

Make sure your camera looks impressive. It doesn't matter what it is (as long as it's a Cannon or a Nickon, of course. None of the others matter). The important thing is not which model you get, but that it has a grip. If you put a grip on a cheap camera, it will look exactly like a 1DX or 800D. You will need to add an impressive strap (if you can find one that says "Pro Photographer", that'd be brill!). You will also need the longest superzoom - preferable one that goes from 17mm to 500mm if you can find one, and make sure that you walk around with it fully extended and - this is important - the hood on backwards. I have no idea why people do this, but it always looks as impressive as hell. Get one of those vests with lots of pockets on as well. They're useful for, um, chocolate, a notebook to write down how all the other togs you've seen are doing it wrong, and, um...well, lots of things.

Of course it's always best to get the biggest capacity memory card on the market, regardless of how many shots you take in a day. Or a year.

Now, sometimes you may have to actually take a photo (yes, I know!). But don't worry about all that boring stuff in the manual about settings and so on. All cameras are made with exactly the same controls, really: Look at the dial on the top (ask in the shop what a `dial` is - they may know), and set it on the green square. All cameras have this (or at least all the ones worth buying), and this does everything. Which is why it's such a total waste of money spending more than you have to. People who spend more are just showing off. Then press the shutter button (see above), and...Bingo! You are a photographer!

You may find when you look at your piccy that it's a bit blurry and some of the colours look funny. Don't worry! All you have to do is plug it into a computer, and push another button! Isn't that brilliant! The best thing to do is get Photoshop Elements 10, Lightroom 3, Photoshop CS5, and lots and lots of plug-ins such as black and white ones, skin smoothing ones, HDR ones and of course a panorama stitching thingy. The more you have, the more impressive it becomes.

As with the camera, don't worry about learning what all the stuff does. It's all needlessly complicated. All you have to do is find the `auto` functions, and feed you image through all of them. So, make sure your picture goes through PSE, LR, CS, etc etc, and it will come out brilliant. It my still have funny colurs and be even more out of focus, but this is artistic now, because you have such good equipment. People who talk about wonky horizons, assuming you can see a horizon, are just old fashioned and don't understand what modern photography is about.

Of course if you don't want to go through all that, get yourself one of those Lomo things as they are amazingly impressive. But you may find the controls hard to master.

Hope this helps!

PS: An important point. I saw that you had written chaps up above. Of course it should have been chap's. It really is important to get this sort of thing right. Hope you don't mine my pointing this out.
 
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Me: It's probably a bad idea having 3 different versions of that picture on your website. It makes you seem unsure of what you're doing & therefore less professional.

Not me: Yeah well I did it because it's personal preference

:bang:
 
Being a reasonably adept computer programmer I sit peering at a screen all day. Then having to download my photos at home, onto the computer, fire up photoshop and sit there bewildered at how to use it and frustrated that I dont use it often enough to remember what to do next time I use it and sit there peering at the screen all day in my "off" time. :bang:
 
I forgot to mention that i can't stand the way Americans say nikon
They say ny-con

I had a little chat about that with "Bob from Atlanta" on holiday recently. It was he that pulled me up about pronouncing it the UK way saying that it was plainly my mispronunciation.
I agreed to pronounce his way if he agreed to say Ay-mer-y-ca for America.
He didn't talk to me after that which was a result!
 
I forgot to mention that i can't stand the way Americans say nikon
They say ny-con

What about when they are using their ny-cons in Eye-Rack?
 
When the weather's good and I can't go out and play I get slightly perturbed. Like right now for example. :)
 
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In some places they say 株式会社ニコン. :p
 
"all sigmas are soft and/or have qc issues, I've read loads of Internet reviews that say that and my friends cousins dogs brother once looked at one in the shop and they said it looked funny.."

"macs are best for photo editing"

Butt kissing in the crit sections even for poor shots.
 
Carl V said:
Very true, and the Chinese pronounce it as 'Nee-kon'.

I worked for a semiconductor manufacturer which had onsite Nikon tech support shipped in from Japan, and they pronounced it "nee-kon" too... But we were told to pronounce it "nai-kon" :bang: Still getting over that today, fifteen years later :lol:

Anyhoo, my pet hates, fairly standard stuff...

lens (looks to me like it should be pronounced "lens-eh")

Tog, togger, togging.

Nifty (nifty fifty never used to bother me twenty years ago, but just "nifty" on its own, used ad-infinitum has soiled me against tho whole term...)

"which body do I need...."

"this lens/body/accessory is better..." with no evidence or justification whatsoever

Forum dummy spits... Ah, who am I kidding, I love them really :lol:

Oh, and my phone auto-correcting words, meaning I have to edit every post :bang:
 
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my photography pet hate:-

that the Japanese, experts at miniaturisation, have not miniaturised the dslr.

a digital one of these please:-

45p-review-fm3a_no_hood_1774.jpeg
 
my photography pet hate:-

that the Japanese, experts at miniaturisation, have not miniaturised the dslr.

a digital one of these please:-

45p-review-fm3a_no_hood_1774.jpeg



More to the point, would you mind in the slightest, if they didn't quite manage the minituarisation process, but produced a DSLR which looked like that?:thumbs:
I have a couple of Nikkormat FTns from the old days, plus a couple of Pentax Spotmatics, which are absolutely pristine, and came free;), because I bought the Takumar lenses. Sometimes, I put a lens on them, and just play around with them whilst the missus is watching the telly. When I practice focussing on her, she asks if I have taken a photo, and I say "Of course not" there is no film in:)"
She merely shakes her head and continues watching the box.


Am I losing it?:eek:

Anyway, one of my pet hates, is that lenses and cameras cannot match the sheer elegance of old SLRs - IMO of course;)
 
Sounds like you need an Oly OM-D:p

been looking at smaller system cameras with interest. only problem is £££ to get similar capabilities to my d300 with 17-50 2.8, 105 macro and 35 1.8.

OM is a beautiful looking camera though...
 
been looking at smaller system cameras with interest. only problem is £££ to get similar capabilities to my d300 with 17-50 2.8, 105 macro and 35 1.8.

OM is a beautiful looking camera though...

I'm sitting here gazing at my OM 3 and thinking the same thing... and it's my birthday in March... and I don't have much willpower...:bang:
 
Here's the one that makes my muscles tighten every time I see it:

"Needs more Photoshop", or "Too much Photoshopping".

In what way? Needs something cloning out? Too dark? Unsharp? Iffy colours? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DAMMIT?
 
my photography pet hate:-

that the Japanese, experts at miniaturisation, have not miniaturised the dslr.

a digital one of these please:-

http://cl.ly/3M1L212U303W1E0F1U33/45p-review-fm3a_no_hood_1774.jpeg[img][/QUOTE]

yup !

and please don't ever post the fm3a ever again ! it's too pretty ! :(
good thing it's costs so much though.
 
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