You know you've got a dog when . . .

You know you've got a dog when you find a week old bag of poop in your coat pocket
 
You know you've got a dog when the first thing you want to see when you get home is that grinning furry smiley face when you open the front door.
 
Cobra said:
If they can be arsed to move obviously :D

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Ill second that one

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viv1969 said:
You know you've got a dog when the first thing you want to see when you get home is that grinning furry smiley face when you open the front door.
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To be fair, Ruth, my wife could say the same thing about me :D
 
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When every piece of clean clothing you have gets covered in dog hair before you walk out the door.... and you dare not buy anything white (clothes, sheets etc)... and you wouldn't have it any other way.

Oh and when all of your friends customise their invitations only to you to clarify if their event is dog friendly or not...
 
Plus if you wake to something like this:
 
You know you have a dog when the dog warden visits more than the postman.......and you have a bitch of a neighbour who complains every time she breathes.......
 
archangel said:
You know you have a dog when the dog warden visits more than the postman.......and you have a bitch of a neighbour who complains every time she breathes.......
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So your neighbour finds your dog annoying. Does it stray into her garden, bark late at night keeping her up, bark aggressively at her or is she really just a pain in bum.

I used to have a neighbour with a dog, it was awful as she left it outside unsupervised lots of the time, late into the night, thing would bark like mad waking people up.
 
When you hear the ice cream van before the children.
 
ST4 said:
So your neighbour finds your dog annoying. Does it stray into her garden, bark late at night keeping her up, bark aggressively at her or is she really just a pain in bum.

I used to have a neighbour with a dog, it was awful as she left it outside unsupervised lots of the time, late into the night, thing would bark like mad waking people up.
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She is just a pain......my dogs have there own space and cannot stray anywhere...and they are closed indoors at night..but her bee in her bonnet is when the other dogs in the area bark my dogs join in.....and as mine are the closest to her she complains on a weekly if not daily basis to the warden.......
 
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When you can't have any dark clothes [white dogs], when you have a large 3 seater sofa but only have 8inches of it to sit on despite the fact your two dogs are in the 'small' category, and when you know the delivery guy was lying when he said he knocked and no one was home!
 
archangel said:
She is just a pain......my dogs have there own space and cannot stray anywhere...and they are closed indoors at night..but her bee in her bonnet is when the other dogs in the area bark my dogs join in.....and as mine are the closest to her she complains on a weekly if not daily basis to the warden.......
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Its lucky she doesnt live near me - I live on a farm and the landlord has two collies that live outside fly and zack - when they start barking at 2am - probably because they saw a fox/badger/rabbit etc my collie then joins in and they egg each other on .... this is not restful, however fortunately apart from the landlord and his son and family we have no neighbours within 3/4 mile
 
Yv said:
, and when you know the delivery guy was lying when he said he knocked and no one was home!
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I used to get a lot of that at one time,
it got so bad that I actually put a note in the window by the door.
"Please ring the bell if the dogs didn't bark, I didn't hear you!"
Worked a treat actually :)
 
Yv said:
...when you know the delivery guy was lying when he said he knocked and no one was home!
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Ive also had this before. I waitied in all day for the delivery of a new hoover (yes I do know what a hoover is), and later that day when it still hadnt turned up, I called the depot to be told that the driver tried knocking but there was no answer.

Someone only has to walk past the end of our garden path for the dog to bark, so there is absolutely no way anyone tried knocking, and that their driver was a Fing liar for saying he did.
 
Nikon_Nick said:
Ive also had this before. I waitied in all day for the delivery of a new hoover (yes I do know what a hoover is), and later that day when it still hadnt turned up, I called the depot to be told that the driver tried knocking but there was no answer.

Someone only has to walk past the end of our garden path for the dog to bark, so there is absolutely no way anyone tried knocking, and that their driver was a Fing liar for saying he did.
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Worked for me with TV licencing. Claimed to have knocked but after their previous visit I reckon they bottled it.
(For the pedantic law is the law etc crowd:- I have no TV)
 
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