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...you open a brand new black fleece (freebie from Nat Geog) and it has cat hairs on before you wear it (without it touching the ground or furniture!)
 
You know you have a Maine Coon when you really want a new vacuum cleaner for your birthday.
 
neil_g said:
..you're filled with dread (and a need to reach for a respirator) when you hear the scuffling sound of kitty litter.
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And why is it straight after that they then want to sit in your lap? Yuerrk!
 
Indeed the litter shuffle has been heard more often with all the recent wet weather, or as Mrs Slocombe would say "a wet pussy is a happy pussy"
Some breakfast Muesli is same price as cat litter...now there's a thought.
 
neil_g said:
..you're filled with dread (and a need to reach for a respirator) when you hear the scuffling sound of kitty litter.
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That's when having no sense of smell is very useful :-)
 
Nikon Man said:
Indeed the litter shuffle has been heard more often with all the recent wet weather, or as Mrs Slocombe would say "a wet pussy is a happy pussy"
Some breakfast Muesli is same price as cat litter...now there's a thought.
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Luckily, ours would still rather go outside to answer calls of that nature although she does have her iPad (s#!tbox!) available in case of emergency. Apparently, cystitis in cats has risen due to some of the poor critters preferring to hold it in rather than use their boxes or go outside. She did manage to throw up on the duvet a couple of nights ago - great fun dealing with a king size duvet cover covered in cat puke while 3/4 asleep... Still wouldn't be without her though.
 
Am I the only one who's got a daft moggy that, if she decides to do the 'burying' and is facing the litter tray side near the wall when this commences, instead of clawing litter back over the offending "item" she just ends up clawing down the wall instead? Mad. To say I was unimpressed after Id wallpapered the hall is a bit of an understatement.
 
Mine just decides to rip hell out of the tray liner underneath and just barely cover her doings.
 
DorsetDude said:
Am I the only one who's got a daft moggy that, if she decides to do the 'burying' and is facing the litter tray side near the wall when this commences, instead of clawing litter back over the offending "item" she just ends up clawing down the wall instead? Mad. To say I was unimpressed after Id wallpapered the hall is a bit of an understatement.
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yes but the trays are covered so they do it down the inside of that.
 
My cats are cruel. They bring little 'friends' into the house at 3:00am to play with, before ultimately killing them. Ive had to chase frogs, mice, birds and a newt around our bedroom in the past.
 
Ours is kept in while it's dark (well, when we're not there to supervise!) so rarely brings friends home to play... She also wears her necklace with 3 bells on it so her little pals know she's around. Doesn't stop her completely but has cut down her fatal playdates significantly!
 
My daughter's just acquired a Siamese Bluepoint kitten. Chai is stunning. She's beautiful, elegant and perfectly proportioned, a real little lady until she open her mouth. I'd forgotten just how noisy Siamese are.........................
 
The delicate crunching as you step on flung cat litter that they have hurled half way across the kitchen.
 
Must confess to disliking cats especially when digging out their little piles of
crap when weeding the flowerbed.
 
The silica stuff doesn't seem to tread around as far. Doesn't stink or kick up as much dust either.
 
Neil B said:
When your neighbours garden is full of cat poop :runaway:
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neil_g said:
you cant flush that though can you?
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No. I don't think other litters are flushable really either though. All theirs go into a small bin bag and get put in the normal bin when I empty the tray.
 
..........you hear the noise it makes when it gets the cold, wet nose of a JRT stuck up its a...e!!!!!
 
I think a lot of stuff thats marked 'flushable' isn't really if you ask the water people for your area. All these toilet wipes for example marked flushable arent, because they dont break down/disintegrate like toilet paper does and are supposed to be binned.
Having said that I use worlds best, the wood based stuff and flush that, just try not to do to much at once and let it soak for a while first.
 
Two of our cats will only use the litter tray during the very wettest of weather, during bad storms. The other one, however, will come in from sun lounging in the garden to use the tray, then toddle off back to the sunshine.
 
Mine has recently taken to sleeping in the living room overnight, with a tray (just in case), not using it all night, comes out has a drink (she prefers running water, so we have a dog drinking fountain) and then walks into the downstairs loo, she opens the door for herself and then does a pee in privacy as I have moved the tray in there.
 
you leave the remains of a roast chicken on the worktop to cool down and find it half hour later on the kitchen floor being demolished by by two "starved" orientals! Then they promptly bring it all back up again........only they've moved to the living room carpet by then, naturally!
 
Of course they have - they'll sleep on gravel but need to puke in comfort!
 
Duplicate.
 
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