You know you love my jokes

[Matt Sayle]

Two TV aerials meet on a rooftop, fall in love and decide to get married.












































On the big day the ceremony was awful but the reception was excellent.

 

[parish]

:bang: :bang:

Isn't it past your bedtime grasshopper?

 

[Matt Sayle]

:bang: :bang:

Isn't it past your bedtime grasshopper?

 

[Flash In The Pan]

That joke resurfaced when Rod Hull fell off his roof. I'm not going to make fun of it, being that he died. Unfortunately his son has now taken over going around with that awful bird of his, and no, I don't mean Jade Goody

 

[Matt Sayle]

That joke resurfaced when Rod Hull fell off his roof. I'm not going to make fun of it, being that he died. Unfortunately his son has now taken over going around with that awful bird of his, and no, I don't mean Jade Goody

Rod hull

 

[Flash In The Pan]

Rod hull

explained here

 

[parish]

I don't mean Jade Goody

Who's just been diagnosed with cancer.

Rod hull

Edit: Beaten to it - now I know why you're called Flash

 

[Matt Sayle]

I see.
Jade goodys got cancer?

 

[parish]

I see.
Jade goodys got cancer?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7569616.stm

 

[Flash In The Pan]

And Max Clifford as her pr manager......

 

[Cobra]

And Max Clifford as her pr manager......

Things are certainly going from bad to worse for her then

 

[Cobra]

Rod hull

I wasn't a fan but the the time that damned bird "goosed" Parky, was almost funny

 

[Flash In The Pan]

I wasn't a fan but the the time that damned bird "goosed" Parky, was almost funny

He was going to do Billy Connolly on that same show, but Connolly pointed out that if it did he'd break the bird's neck and Hull's arm

 

[Matt Sayle]

He was going to do Billy Connolly on that same show, but Connolly pointed out that if it did he'd break the bird's neck and Hull's arm