you know you are old

I kow i'm old because my knees hurt and young attractive women cover their boobs up when they see me walking towards them:D
 
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Oh b****r... I hope this thread has dropped out of sight by the time BeHappy gets home from her weekend away or I can just imagine what she'll post here about me... :D
 
You know your old when you ask a girl.Where have you been all my life and she says " The first half I wasn't alive, the second I was avoiding you"
 
You know your old when you switch on the TV and it's all repeats.

You know you're really old when you know you've seen it but can't quite remember what happens. :shake::thinking:
 
You know you are old when ....

The little gray-haired lady you help across the street is your wife.

Your ears are hairier than your head

You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any

Tightening your belt becomes uncomfortable under your armpits
 
Just started wearing jim jams , god I am turning into me dad !
 
I know I'm getting old when I find myself muttering "bloody kids". :eek: :D
 
I asked my wife will you still love me when I'm old and grey.She said "I DO" :'(
 
A friend of mine (honestly) realised he was getting old when he went into his local dry cleaners to pick up some stuff:

The young lady behind the counter was on the phone as he entered and he heard her say, "must go, some old boy has just come into the shop!"

On looking around he realised that he was the only customer!!

:lol:
 
When you used stand up to give someone your seat now they do it to you :(
 
you know you're old when:

you reverse into the street without looking in your mirrors.
 
You know your old when zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
When you are out with your partner, you meet an old friend, and it becomes awkward when you can not immediately introduce your partner because you have forgot your friends name :$
 
hepburn said:
Oh b****r... I hope this thread has dropped out of sight by the time BeHappy gets home from her weekend away or I can just imagine what she'll post here about me... :D
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:thinking: Heppers....the list of things which give you the title "old git" is just way too long and I havent got the time to list em:woot:
 
(I know what you mean. I just follow in your footsteps honey! )

LOL...youre just too funny "slap" :D
 
all of them are useless o nx factor anmd such, they arnt worth ****ing on. tbh. none of them have a shred of talent, thats why people watch it. its the only thing that sells. that and gullible people that watch it
 
Ashers said:
all of them are useless o nx factor anmd such, they arnt worth ****ing on. tbh. none of them have a shred of talent, thats why people watch it. its the only thing that sells. that and gullible people that watch it
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What does gullible mean? I couldn't find it in the dictionary..
 
You know you are old when you have Dry Dreams and Wet Farts. :)
 
You know you are getting old when you forget to zip up your fly :D,
and that applies to the fairer sex as well :D.
 
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