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You get into the office and the all singing and dancing air con recently installed is making it more cold inside the office than out. (Well not quite, but fackin freezin). Everybody sitting round with a fleece on and someone somewhere will decide its a good idea to open a window for some fresh air

First frosty windscreen of the winter this morning. Probably something of a record.
Moggy took one look out the back door and disappeared back inside pronto. And she hasn't used any of her litter trays for months. just where is she going for a wee? :thinking:
 
You get into the office and the all singing and dancing air con recently installed is making it more cold inside the office than out. (Well not quite, but fackin freezin). Everybody sitting round with a fleece on and someone somewhere will decide its a good idea to open a window for some fresh air

First frosty windscreen of the winter this morning. Probably something of a record.
Moggy took one look out the back door and disappeared back inside pronto. And she hasn't used any of her litter trays for months. just where is she going for a wee? :thinking:


To (probably mis)quote Fat Freddy's Cat, "Wait until he puts on his stereo headphones!"

First frost of the season here this morning. Car was thawed by 9:30 though so just needed to squeegie the windows to clear the water off rather than wait the 30s or so for them to defrost first.
 
Not the first frost here.
Squeegy was never going to hack it.
Nor was the scraper.
It wasn't frost...it was ice.
 
Bunch of pussies working in offices and bitching that its ...
1) to hot
2) to cold.

Proper men work outside in all weathers, sub zero with a little snow in sheltered places this morning, lovely and fresh.
Its a good to be alive day :thumbs:
 
Bunch of pussies working in offices and bitching that its ...
1) to hot
2) to cold.

Proper men work outside in all weathers, sub zero with a little snow in sheltered places this morning, lovely and fresh.
Its a good to be alive day (y)

Yep, that. Gardening outside all year round, today cutting hedges in lashing rain, tomorrow cutting hedges in lashing rain, wednesday etc.....
 
Yep, that. Gardening outside all year round, today cutting hedges in lashing rain, tomorrow cutting hedges in lashing rain, wednesday etc.....
You're not free Thursday are you? I have a hedge that needs doing.
 
Manscaping time again, Keith?
 
Well that put me off my tea break.

Have you not heard about Keith? Its been common knowledge for quite some time now that he holds a local (TP) record, for having the most imaginatively sculpted Mangina.




...true story.
 
I can't say too much, i have an appointment for the snip in a couple of weeks. Bit of heavy duty clipping work needed before that:ROFLMAO:
 
Philip, ask the surgery exactly how much needs to be clean shaven. It's only a 1-2 cm cut so no real need to get the combine harvester out!
 
Have you not heard about Keith? Its been common knowledge for quite some time now that he holds a local (TP) record, for having the most imaginatively sculpted Mangina.


...true story.
I could have sworn I deleted those photos from the Creative section
 
The ones where you'd used the Liquify tool to make it look like Pinocchio had been lying?
 
I can't say too much, i have an appointment for the snip in a couple of weeks. Bit of heavy duty clipping work needed before that:ROFLMAO:
Brrrrr and in this weather too, just be glad you aren't a brass monkey :D
 
What you do with your tool is up to you!
 
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