You are given an unlimited supply of something...

[Nod]

Instead of Halal goat...

B&W film.

 

[LowIQ]

instead of fly paper

clothes pegs

 

[POAH]

to hang out all my washing

whale semen

 

[DorsetDude]

whale semen

 

[Steep]

instead of :vulcan:

Wool

 

[DorsetDude]

instead of West Lulworth

Macallan Whisky

 

[Farmerjim]

Instead of Calpol

Lolly-pop sticks