You are given an unlimited supply of something...

[Steep]

Nicked this from George Takei on FB.

You are given an unlimited supply of something, but the next poster gets to put a condition on it. e.g.

Unlimited supply of - Onions

Condition - instead of contact lenses.

So add your condition and then what you'd like a supply of.

Unlimited supply of - Sandpaper

 

[Steep]

Instead of toilet roll

Chilli powder

 

[Barrysprout]

Instead of Lanacane

Money

 

[dean messenger]

Money
instead of happiness

kopperberg strawberry and lime cider!

 

[Steep]

Instead of baby formula


Vasseline

 

[kelack]

Instead of a lens filter

Duct tape

 

[Tigger.ufo]

Instead of WD40.

Cuddly toy....

 

[strumstrum]

instead of a bra


guitar strings

 

[Nod]

Instead of violin strings

Peace and quiet.

 

[Tigger.ufo]

..instead of next doors karaoke!

Lavender

 

[Nod]

Instead of housebricks...

Chaos.

 

[DorsetDude]

Well thats killed this thread.

Unlimited supply of: Kylie's cast off undergarments

 

[Nikon_Nick]

No sense of smell

Cocoa Pops

 

[DorsetDude]

Condition - "Cocoa pops"supplied by real hamsters

Never ending bottle of Chardonnay

No sense of smell

PMSL

 

[Farmerjim]

Formula baby milk,

A tandem

Edit... Sorry, just realised that's been done

 

[DorsetDude]

Formula baby milk,

A tandem

Are you saying the condition for my unending chardonnay is its formula baby milk? Thats not really a condition is it.

And you want an umlimited supply of tandems? Riiiiiiight.

 

[big soft moose]

And you want an umlimited supply of tandems? Riiiiiiight.

he's saying its a never ending cycle

 

[DorsetDude]

he's saying its a never ending cycle

On yer bike.

 

[Farmerjim]

Are you saying the condition for my unending chardonnay is its formula baby milk? Thats not really a condition is it.

And you want an umlimited supply of tandems? Riiiiiiight.

I think it meets the criteria of the OP
And yes, I want an tandem instead of .....

 

[omens]

Formula baby milk,

A tandem

with a raging horny gorilla

An unlimited supply of Haribo sweets...

 

[Steep]

Instead of Aspirin

An unending supply of string

 

[big soft moose]

instead of pasta

an unending supply of happiness

 

[LongLensPhotography]

with advanced form of Alzheimer's

paperwork

 

[big soft moose]

FROm HMRC relating to your last tax return

Yoghurt

 

[LowIQ]

instead of suntan lotion

10p coins

 

[Steep]

And one shopping trolly they won't fit into.


Lightbulbs

 

[LongLensPhotography]

but no electricity

midges

 

[StewartR]

and nothing else to eat.

Potatoes

 

[Farmerjim]

Instead of travel sweeties

Memory sticks

 

[Nod]

Instead of tampons.

TV remote controls.

 

[Steep]

But no batteries.

Bicycle wheels

 

[Nikon_Nick]

No tires.



Ribena

 

[StewartR]

... to wash your clothes in.

Hovercraft

 

[Nod]

Instead of crampons.

UV filters...

 

[StewartR]

... and they're all screwed together. (Have you seen our experiment?)

Wallpaper...

 

[Farmerjim]

Instead of "Post-it" notes

Tooth-picks......

 

[DorsetDude]

to be used to empty a swimming pool full of peas

mobile phone jammers

 

[Steep]

Instead of bands for your concert.

Car jacks.

 

[Nod]

Instead of oven gloves.

Femidoms...

 

[Strapps]

Instead of a rain coat.

Ham