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YODEL delivery.

Guy arrived in a Zafira.

With his wife in the passenger seat.

Hobbled to my door.

Growled at his machine.

Hobbled away.

Very strange :)

Cheers.
 
i had a my hermes delivery of a lens this morning ,i opened the door ,the guy shoved it in my hand didn't even ask who i was and then was gone,looking at the address on it i am still wondering how it even got here ,they must have a secret code system
 
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Ahhh yes 2 of my top 3 worst courier service I've had the mispleasure of dealing with. The other being Parcel Farce.
 
Delivery services, or should I say companies who i buy off are strange. I had to sign for a £13 t shirt yet a £1,300 lens was left in our recycle bin :)
 
It all depends so much on your local delivery person. Our Hermes lady is excellent, the Yodel guy is fairly crap.
 
boogie man said:
It all depends so much on your local delivery person. Our Hermes lady is excellent, the Yodel guy is fairly crap.
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That's pretty much it for me - the DPD guy knows he can open the front door and leave deliveries on the hall stand whereas the Amazon logistics people can barely find the address for some reason [emoji35]

As for Royal Mail:

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My last Yodel delivery note.....................

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That's how rumours start!
 
Don't Yodel pay something like 40p per delivery? That would explain a lot.
 
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As for Royal Mail:
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I had one of those yesterday,
3 letters through the letter box, plus the red card.
"Sorry you were out" Admittedly I was, but someone was in all morning,
you never even knocked, the dogs would have barked if you had!
It appears that ninja delivering now part of the training!
 
Cobra said:
I had one of those yesterday,
3 letters through the letter box, plus the red card.
"Sorry you were out" Admittedly I was, but someone was in all morning,
you never even knocked, the dogs would have barked if you had!
It appears that ninja delivering now part of the training!
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I've had that in the past too. "Sorry you were out card" quietly slipped through the letterbox, but our dog goes crazy at any sound near the door. Thanks to the DEWS (dog-early-warning-system) :) I caught the Parcelfarce guy walking back to his van: he then had to hunt for my parcel in the back of the van!! Obviously couldn't be ar*ed to do his job that day.
 
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boogie man said:
I've had that in the past too.
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The worst one I had, I was waiting for a 24hr SD parcel. due to arrive on a Friday.
I needed it for the week-end and so was watching the tracking info.

It then said delivery attempted at 16:45, erm oh no it wasn't!
I was working in the front garden from about 16:30 for an hour.

There was no red card through the door either..
So off I went to the parcel farce office ( about 10 miles away) to claim my prize, I went to the local one first, but that was closed and the note on the door said they had moved to a new one, FFS!
with various ID bits, as obviously I didn't have the red card.
I eventually convinced them I was who I said I was, and asked to see the depot manager, and made a formal compliant.

Apparently the guy would be spoken to, when he gets back. It seems he had just left for a fortnights holiday :rolleyes:
 
A couple of weeks back I heard the postman shoving my mail through the letter box so went to go and pick it up, there on the floor was a red "we tried to deliver" card.

I picked it up went outside and collared the postman as he came up my neighbors path, he had no explanation as to why he hadn't actually tried to deliver my letter.
 
I got red carded by Royal Mail for a parcel last Saturday morning, about three hours later the guy came back with my package saying he was passing and thought he'd try again. Nice one RM.

That said I too have had the package in a bin delivery numerous times.
 
i do think services depend on a lot where you live.
in yorkshire in my small town it is always excellent, royal mail are outstanding, no issues with the odd hermes also
 
These days we get ours delivered to a local collection point if at all possible and go collect ourselves, we're probably going to have to do that anyway if red carded so might as well cut out the middle man.
 
Cobra said:
I had one of those yesterday,
3 letters through the letter box, plus the red card.
"Sorry you were out" Admittedly I was, but someone was in all morning,
you never even knocked, the dogs would have barked if you had!
It appears that ninja delivering now part of the training!
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Must be a postie thing, they never barked when l knocked/rang either
 
The postman round here is great, but couriers have been 'mixed'. Where I work we've had non-delivery with the drivers faking the receptionist's signature on the paperwork (known to be faked because that receptionist was off on the day claimed delivery took place).
 
Keith W said:
Old video from 2011 and happened in the good old USA.
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And was shown to be a spoof
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Ah OK I assumed that that it happened to the poster,
with the titile "FedEx Guy Throwing My Computer Monitor" Just goes to prove you can't believe everything you see on t'internet :D
 
Delivery drivers often stuff parcels in our gas box outside the front door on the basis that they claim this is a 'safe place'.

Well clearly that didn't turn up then did it.
 
pierre said:
old people eh ... can't see beyond the hairs on their noses
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Vous juste ne pouvez pas vous aider vous-même pouvez-vous ?
 
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