would you step in?

fair enough, everyone is entitled to their own opinion. i dont know the guy personally.

there is a lot of call for further proof going around on the internet so we'll see what comes out in the wash.

if true though, it is an unsettling reminder what some people carry around on their person.

I wasn't having a pop at you at all - but you know that! :)

Unfortunately I've seen far too many cases like this, although in general they've been related to the military, and they have very similar patterns.

It's true that there are some very nasty bits of kit being carried around in public, and even more worrying is the increased readiness of criminals to actually use them rather then employ them as a deterrent or threat. The comment about Somalis on t'other site wasn't too far off the mark.

I'll stick to my original post though and say that whilst acting as a Good Samaritan is to be lauded, the first duty of a responder is to not become a victim themselves. Even the Police say that you should dial 999 first in any situation. Don't rush in, evaluate the threat and react accordingly! :)
 
so i left on sunday afternoon and climbed over the roll cage into my evo

I missed that little gem the first time round. The guy has been shot and slashed yet less than 24 hours later he can climb over a roll cage, for a mere mortal I'd reckon the pain of even doing that would be unbearable.

Someone's been watching too many bad movies methinks
 
Just seen the picture and he doesn't look heavy enough to knock someone to the ground with one punch :lol:
 
It was a fabrication the OP has owned up, whilst the original thread has been removed, this was posted on another forum


It's poop - The thread has now been removed

AT 23.43 in post 618, the op says:-

"due to the sheer amount of abuse im receiving in here and mainly outside of the forum i can confirm this is all a sick joke. i was daydreaming when i typed everything and i used a crayon to draw that on me.

i cant beleive this post has really interferred with my personal life and more so that this whole thing hasnt been deleted. i really hope i will not meet any of you as most have dissappointed me.

what is the internet coming to.
very tempted to delete myself from here as the messages/calls are making me sick.

hope everyone had a good laugh though, thats what most of you took this as.

im out
Dean"


LINK
 
doesnt really sound like a genuine admission of making it up though, sounds like someone getting quite narked and posting tongue in cheek about a "crayon".

would like to know either way for sure but i suspect we'll never know now.
 
again sounds tongue in cheek to me. its something i would probably write if i was narked off and no one was believing me/laughing at me.

becides, does anyone have a screen print of that actually on the orginal thread? the way some people were slating him it wouldnt surprise me that someone could make up that "response".
 
he cannot believe its interferred with his personal life? well dont't make up silly porkies then little boy.. I'll bet if it had been real and youre splashed over the news and getting genuine hero status you wouldnt have minded it interferring then would you..
 
this made me laugh over at MBClub

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doesnt really sound like a genuine admission of making it up though

"I can confirm this is all a sick joke" sounded cut and dried to me Neil

I remember reading a couple of posts late on in the original thread that inferred the OP had previous form for flights of fancy, but they were a bit cryptic.
 
Well as the title states.... am stuck in bed all day so thought id share my story

I went out to a pub not too far from me, parked my evo at my friends house. me my friend and his partner walked from his house, through the park and into the pub. about half 11 we leave, my mate and his girlfreind decided to stay at her house, so i decided to walk back through the park to my car so i could drive home.

I had a couple of beers and felt a little merry, as im walking through i see a woman walking passed me about 35m parralel to my path. next thing i can hear her screaming, i turned around and saw a guy in a hood grabbing her by the neck attempting rape. without thinking i ran quickly and quietly up behind this guy who still had his arms around her, i came from behind him and swang my fist into the side of his face. he hit the floor instantly.

ive then immediately turned around behind me and there is another guy standing right the with a huge machete, he swings for my face and i move back, the blade caught my chest and literally sliced me open. i felt nothing, just a sharp cold wet feeling accross my chest.

The woman started screaming even more so i turned back around and i see the guy i knocked out still lying on the floor, only hes pointing a gun up at me. instinctively ive tried to run past him on the floor, as ive taken the first step ive heared a loud bang. it felt like something small had tapped my stomach. i held my stomach and it was pouring out blood. i dropped to the floor and do not remember anything until i woke up mid surgery in hospital at which point i opened my eyes and saw about 8 doctors looking over me with things plugged in me everywhere. i genuinely thought i was going to die. they gave me more anasthetic and gas to keep me relaxed while they stitched up the wounds.

The bullet was an extremley clean shot and went straight in the front and straight out the back of me, it missed vital organs by millimetres and i "could not have been luckier" if anything the knife wound was more close to fatal as it was near my throat and there would have been no chance.

they asked me for a contact number for my mother, i gave it to them and told them they were not to phone her unless i died. i did not want her worrying in the middle of the night. she doesnt agrree with it now and wishes i had phoned, anyway...

The woman i saved stayed with me all night in the hospital, in the morning her husband and 2 daughters aged 4 and 5 came to visit. the husband was soo greatful and appreciative for what i did. seeing the children hold their mums hands and saying thankyou to me, the feeling was incredible! ive never experienced a feeling like that, i havent cried in over 10 years but when i saw the kids i think a tear may have slipped out from pure happiness. i felt no pain at that point. the woman kindly jumped in a cab and got in me evo and drove it back to the hospital because i kept asking someone to get my car. i told her to let it warm up, dont drive fast, be careful, dont slip the new clutch etc etc she said it was very comfortable but didnt know what the bright green metal was inside the car and didnt know whether to get in or not, i said its a roll cage incase i flip it

The hospital said not to drive but i honestly felt ok and the medication i was on was nothing more than what i already take daily, so i left on sunday afternoon and climbed over the roll cage into my evo, so happy. i followed the family to a local shopping centre where they bought me new trainers, new jeans and a new t shirt.

2 days later and im at home in bed and the anasthetic is wearing thin and the pain is only getting worse.

The main thing is im still alive to tell this stroy and i feel i have saved not only a woman, but a mother and a wife to a very nice family.

heres a pic i took today, wasnt supposed to take the dressing off but it wouldnt stop itching so decided to change it for some new sterile dressing with different adhesive.

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Make your own minds up.
 
Hi, i dont know much about ears and am looking for any advice on my situation.

2 weeks ago, i was at work and blowing up a tyre to make the bead seat itself. i had pumped in 120psi and noticed a buldge on the sidewall, i knelt down to feel it, my face was about a foot from the tyre and as i got close it simply exploded. it pushed me through the door 4ft behind me, the pain from the sound was like being punched in the face by a gorrilla. the cords in the tyre split and pushed out metal shrapnel in my face at 120psi, i had a few cuts very close to my eyes which luckily only got a bit of debris in them but my ears suffered the most.

people came running over and everyone was talking to me but i couldnt hear anything apart from a high loud ringing sound. they all sounded like i was underwater.

2 weeks later and i can hear normally agen however i still get randomn periods where all i hear is a high pitched ringing sound. especially when i get into bed and everything is silent.
does anyone know what this is and will it ever go away.
Thanks

That guy hasn't got much luck has he? :D
 
That guy hasn't got much luck has he? :D

That sounds like [PLEASE DON'T TRY TO BYPASS THE SWEAR FILTER] too. Ive had my head next to a 7.5 ton lorry tyre when it burst through over pressure.. yes it hurt, but shards of metal shrapnel?? FFS its a tyre not a grenade.

Seems like a bit of an attention whore to me, who isnt very good at writing stories.

The bit the got me was..

i dropped to the floor and do not remember anything until i woke up mid surgery in hospital at which point i opened my eyes and saw about 8 doctors looking over me with things plugged in me everywhere

So an anesthetist overseeing a potentially life threating condition whilst 8? Doctors were working on him let him wake up during surgery..
Nevermind capturing the muggers... This guy needs to be struck off the register and quick.
 
To be fair to the guy it's not unknown for people to come round during a GA and there are more than a few reported cases; it's not always the anaesthesiologist's fault either.

However the petulance of the final post is somewhat typical of bluffers throwing their toys out of the pram when they're disbelieved. Someone who had written a genuine account would be more likely to post conclusive proof in the form of a photograph or crime report, and then tell everyone to go and stuff it.

For what it's worth the Met have no record of the incident - which pretty much rules it out all together.
 
Yes, it's childish, possibly a little cruel but yes, I laughed :$ (from passionford):

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:lol:
 
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you cannot draw on your skin with "crayon"

Apart from the obvious semantics involved, I used the word crayon for two reasons:

a) Crayon as in the verb, to scrawl over; commonly used in forum language.

b) It's a more recognisable term than grease paint.


Oh and some crayons will draw on skin by the way! :)
 
I thought to crayon was to draw over something with a crayon, never heard it in any other sense. Every day is a lesson!
 
Errmmm *blushes*

I've just looked 'crayoning' up and it may be fairly specific to a couple of other forums that I'm on! :D
 
yep its total BS

Look at his account

I had a couple of beers and felt a little merry, as im walking through i see a woman walking passed me about 35m parralel to my path. next thing i can hear her screaming, i turned around and saw a guy in a hood grabbing her by the neck attempting rape. without thinking i ran quickly and quietly up behind this guy who still had his arms around her, i came from behind him and swang my fist into the side of his face. he hit the floor instantly.

ive then immediately turned around behind me and there is another guy standing right the with a huge machete, he swings for my face and i move back, the blade caught my chest and literally sliced me open. i felt nothing, just a sharp cold wet feeling accross my chest.

The woman started screaming even more so i turned back around and i see the guy i knocked out still lying on the floor, only hes pointing a gun up at me. instinctively ive tried to run past him on the floor, as ive taken the first step ive heared a loud bang. it felt like something small had tapped my stomach. i held my stomach and it was pouring out blood. i dropped to the floor and do not remember anything until i woke up mid surgery in hospital at which point i opened my eyes and saw about 8 doctors looking over me with things plugged in me everywhere. i genuinely thought i was going to die. they gave me more anasthetic and gas to keep me relaxed while they stitched up the wounds
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a) if the woman was 35 m away accross an open park and he ran accross and behind her attacker - where did the second attacker come from

b) being cut with a blade doesnt lead to a cold wet feeling - blood feels hot on your skin

c) If there were two assailants armed with a gun and a machette why did they start off by grabbing the woman round the neck and letting her scream

d) if the evo was parked at his mates house why did the woman need to go get it for him - surely his mate could have brought it

e) despite being slashed with a machete and shot in the gut and then left for dead he was still lucid enough to give his mums phone number to the doctors but ask them not to call her... hmm yeah ...right

f) the attackers have just mortally wounded one guy and tried to rape someone else - so then they just leave them both alive and run off... course they did

g) and three days later he's walking about and driving ? , hmm chinny

h) and lastly theres no police report or any publicity - yeah.. erm... right

the guy's a total walter mitty and the medical attention he needs is for pathological lying
 
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It wasn't 3 days later he was able to walk and drive, it was the next day - presumably he had to get back to Krypton......
 
Well he certainly got good value for his 15 minutes:)
 
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