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Woman has car accident whilst - well read the story...
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She needs to get herself an Automatic car next time.
She could then manage to drive one handed, with her left knee raised & rested on the centre column. Problem solved!
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Oh come on, thats emuff of the jokes...
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...not sure what her name was.
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Consequences could have been far worse had she not been alone in the car. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukn...having-drunken-sex-with-her-at-the-wheel.html
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ah well, beats the mile high club
as for other jokes re the OP
she was on her way back from a visit to the gynechologist who said removal of the dildo would be a long and tricky operation - " Couldn't you just replace the batteries?"
she had just been to customer services and complained that a recent purchase was completely useless
"Didn't your cat like this product?"
????"Pussy treats are for cats????"
she was brethalysed and the officer commented "You must have just had a big stiff one!"
???"It can tell you that as well?!""
as for other jokes re the OP
she was on her way back from a visit to the gynechologist who said removal of the dildo would be a long and tricky operation - " Couldn't you just replace the batteries?"
she had just been to customer services and complained that a recent purchase was completely useless
"Didn't your cat like this product?"
????"Pussy treats are for cats????"
she was brethalysed and the officer commented "You must have just had a big stiff one!"
???"It can tell you that as well?!""
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I once fingerprinted a Mini Cooper that was a present to his daughter from a loving father. The Vehicle Excise License (tax disc) was stolen so as a consequence I fingerprinted around that area and found a dainty footprint (left foot) on the windscreen just above it. Curiosity got the better of me so I fingerprinted the other side of the inside out the windscreen. Sure enough there was a right footprint in the extreme right hand side of the inside surface of the windscreen. Just at that moment the father returned to the car with a cup of tea for me........