Witty caption time... get those creative juices flowing

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Thought i'd post this pic as it seems like a good candidate for a witty caption.

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Here's my starter for 10.....

"I knew I should have bought the satnav with me... is it left or right up here?"

Over to you.............
 
Bloody hat ! I knew I should have bought the next size down.
 
Caption Removed :) See Lasagne's they got there first :)
 
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"Now if I can only move my other hand to rub my stomach, whilst I pat my head with my other, this is gonna be the greatest jet ski trick ever" :D
 
Now, all I need is a tub of super glue, some old cereal boxes, sticky back plastic, and few old cd's, I can make quick jet ski jump, perform the biggest jet ski jump in the universe, become really famous, then id have loads of money, and as such i could afford to have my head stitched back on as i think its coming loose again...
 
Damn that cheap toupée glue!
 
"Gawd, Matt Sayle's latest joke was just awful".
 
Doh!
I just knew I would end up as a caption competion on a forum
 
weightwatchers escapee (pardon the pun)
 
Stop the pigeon, stop the pigeon....
 
Eric found that the more he squeezed his head the faster he went!!!
 
Do I look like James Bond Tracey, do I look like James Bond! No Dave, I keep telling you you're built for comfort not speed. Awwwwww:sulk:
 
New Orleans PD rapid response team undergoes seagull strike training, the officer here is showing the correct hand position for anticipation of a forehead strike.

Note: this procedure is ineffective against an alligator strike.
 
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