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.....do some drivers think it's ok to approach a roundabout at speed as if turning right (say third exit), only to screech into the first exit, not giving a s*** how many they cut up in the process?

And why often as not are they driving an old scooby...or a debadged hatch which is Ripspeeded up to the tits with an exhaust can the size of the Blackwall tunnel.

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Neil B said:
Yeah, bloody woman drivers :D
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Ha....not even close.
Invariably male.
18 - 40 ish.
Primo d******ds.
 
Because they can I guess :D

The only time I saw someone come "unstuck"
trying to pull that stunt, was when they tried it on an artic,
The unit and trailer "bent" as they do,
you have all seen what happens when a Brazil nut is in a pair of nut crackers?
Yep :D
 
viv1969 said:
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And why often as not are they driving an old scooby...or a debadged hatch which is Ripspeeded up to the tits with an exhaust can the size of the Blackwall tunnel.
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because barry boys

they were pretty thick to begin with, but the fumes from the ispon necessary for the smooooving (after they remove the door handles to make their phat motah go faster innit) have killed whatever residual braincells they had left after a yoof of drinking white lightning in the park
 
big soft moose said:
because barry boys

they were pretty thick to begin with, but the fumes from the ispon necessary for the smooooving (after they remove the door handles to make their phat motah go faster innit) have killed whatever residual braincells they had left after a yoof of drinking white lightning in the park
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typical baz behaviour.
 
big soft moose said:
because barry boys

they were pretty thick to begin with, but the fumes from the ispon necessary for the smooooving (after they remove the door handles to make their phat motah go faster innit) have killed whatever residual braincells they had left after a yoof of drinking white lightning in the park
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fracster said:
typical baz behaviour.
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WTF?
 
www.barryboys.co.uk

in short a typical barry drives as you have described , because he's brain dead 'tard who thinks that "the fast and the furious" was a documentary, and the best way for him to get with da laadeez is to drive like an utter twit, cos they'll be like well impressed with his skillz. Also the admiration of utter f***wits is as close to an acheivement as he'll come in his miserable life


although to be fair a lot of baz motors arent capable of going anywhere at speed on account of the half ton of fibre glass tat nailed to them wieghing down the already woeful performance of the 1.1 L shopping trolley

the site itsself is an antidote to sites like penisheads and is dedicated to ripping the p*** out of these badly modified automotive monstrosities... site slogan being 'if you can't take a joke, don't drive one'
 
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viv1969 said:
.....do some drivers think it's ok to approach a roundabout at speed as if turning right (say third exit), only to screech into the first exit, not giving a s*** how many they cut up in the process?

And why often as not are they driving an old scooby...or a debadged hatch which is Ripspeeded up to the tits with an exhaust can the size of the Blackwall tunnel.

Rant over.
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sorry Ruth , didnt realise it was you ,,,,,would have got closer if i' known :D

and the exhaust is the dartford ,,,,,you go down it ,,,,,you pay
 
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AHAHA barry boys! I've spotted and posted quite a lot of barry's on there. Nothing winds up a barry more than overtaking them in a diesel...or a push bike, probably quite possible with all their added weight of Halfords shrapnel.
 
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donut said:
sorry Ruth , didnt realise it was you ,,,,,would have got closer if i' known :D

and the exhaust is the dartford ,,,,,you go down it ,,,,,you pay
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Stockbury roundabout.
You know what I mean.....
 
Probably because the old dear in front applied the brakes for said roundabout 500m before was necessary, resulting in the intelligent fellow with the debadged (and therefore lighter / more fuel efficient) car delicately navigating around the outside ;)
 
viv1969 said:
Stockbury roundabout.
You know what I mean.....
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i used to love them trying to go london bound on the m2 from lane two when i was driving a truck ,,,,,going straight over towards maidstone ,,,,some of them had to go all the way round or get squished :) oh what fun :)
 
donut said:
i used to love them trying to go london bound on the m2 from lane two when i was driving a truck ,,,,,going straight over towards maidstone ,,,,some of them had to go all the way round or get squished :) oh what fun :)
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It's the other direction of an evening that drives me spaffy.
 
We have the opposite thing on a couple of roundabouts around here, they stay in the left hand lane and turn right at the 3rd exit cutting you up
if you are in the correct lane, but luckily both are dual carriageways.
On one exit though the left hand lane is for the retail shops and the righthand lane carries on over the next roundabout, great fun can be had making these
idiots to head for Tesco or dent their beloved cars :D
 
I'm not even going to try and explain how bad that road was tonight :(
 
I find less and less motorists knowing how to approach a roundabout let alone use one in the correct way.........Not gender specific in my experience or any one specific stereotype as has been identified here...

There is a general lack of driving ability displayed every day in all different ways, from driving with the unconscionable use of mobile phones to an absolute lack of driving confidence resulting in an amazing amount of near misses on country lanes and T junctions. This, on top of a blatant desire to "do what we want" what ever it costs and we have a society heading for motoring mayhem.....

I also see that the Professional drivers - Laugh Out Loud - seem to be some of the worst at being unforgiving...in most circumstances. Its a jungle out there on the road...these days
 
kelack said:
http://www.kentonline.co.uk/sittingbourne/news/major-tailbacks-following-multi-vehicle-crash-27929/
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Oh yes...even though I drive north in the evening, this contributed to a real treat of a commute.
They'd also closed one lane northbound on the run up the hill to the showground because of a "water leak" (a mile of cones but no work being carried out).
Then there were the crash tourists on the Sittingbourne side x 2 because there was also a prang at the Bobbing roundabout.
Net result....left work at 4.30...got home at 6.30.
Marvellous.
 
Gremlin said:
We have the opposite thing on a couple of roundabouts around here, they stay in the left hand lane and turn right at the 3rd exit cutting you up
if you are in the correct lane, but luckily both are dual carriageways.
On one exit though the left hand lane is for the retail shops and the righthand lane carries on over the next roundabout, great fun can be had making these
idiots to head for Tesco or dent their beloved cars :D
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On more than one occasion I have seen and experienced this exact method to twit-wittery. A major traffic light controlled island on the edge of Nottingham, three lanes all round and every exit is two lanes of traffic. Yes still some dufus in the left hand lane at a set of lights - the lane that is exit island only - pops their right indicator on and just cuts across traffic without a care in the world. Saw one bounce off the side of a bus once. They dented their beloved car.
 
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