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Steve Smith said:
Most seats have three sets of threaded holes to put the fixing studs in. Quite often people use the wrong set and the seat is too far back.

Steve.
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or they fit the left hand hinge on the right & vice versa causing the seat to be set backwards with it hitting the cistern when it's open.
 
Wait until the hinges get jammed up with rust and leave the seat at 45 degrees. A good compromise!


Steve.
 
Pee in the basin?
 
I was always under the impression that woman want the toilet closed fully which keeps the smell down, makes it look nicer and stops spray when you flush. I always close the seat before I flush.
 
Why? You've saved her all the rinsing!

Mine went mental when she saw me washing the dregs out of the best wine glasses.
This was Friday night, and she is Welsh!!!
 
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POAH said:
I was always under the impression that woman want the toilet closed fully which keeps the smell down, makes it look nicer and stops spray when you flush. I always close the seat before I flush.
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I think a loo looks nicer with the seat up - much more functional and ready for use.
 
I think all houses should have two toilets, once for the men and one for the women cos it would solve the old toilet seat up or down argument forever :p
Oh and will they are building them, can us guys please have a farkin urinal ta very much!
 
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hashcake said:
I think all houses should have two toilets, once for the men and one for the women cos it would solve the old toilet seat up or down argument forever :p
Oh and will they are building them, can us guys please have a farkin urinal ta very much!
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I was very impressed to find that our hotel room had a urinal as well as a toilet


seems you arent supposed to pee in the Bidet :lol:
 
big soft moose said:
seems you arent supposed to pee in the Bidet :LOL:
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And of course I have never been in a hotel room when I have been far too drunk to realise what I have been doing and peed in a bidet :naughty:
 
hashcake said:
And of course I have never been in a hotel room when I have been far too drunk to realise what I have been doing and peed in a bidet :naughty:
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hey don't feel like the lone ranger - I was once sick in a walk in wardrobe (at my then girlfreinds parents house) on new years eve because in my drunken state I mistook it for a bathroom and then couldn't find the toilet - that was the same night i accidentaly tripped over and set off a foam fire extinguisher, which i very cleverly dealt with by throwing it through a window so that it wouldnt spray foam all over the carpet... in retrospect opening the window first might have been a good idea :runaway:
 
Went on a train from Prague once where the seat had a sprung 'half way' position. Sit on it and your weight took it down. Stand up and it was clear to aim. Damned good idea.(y)
 
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