Why has no-one posted this link?

I think women should just get used to dropping the seat when they need to, we have to lift the bloody thing up all the time.
 
We should start putting the seat down... and the lid so they still have to lift something up. However, they would have no grounds for complaint then!


Steve.
 
Steep said:
I think women should just get used to dropping the seat when they need to, we have to lift the bloody thing up all the time.
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boyfalldown said:
I don't see the need for this. Ladies its a toilet seat. It goes up and it goes down. Simple Learn how to work it
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I actually couldn't agree more. :-)
 
DorsetDude said:
Theres one slight flaw in his logic. The wives will be even less impressed with that, than leaving the seat up!

I'm with Steep on this. Age of equality, put the fargin seat down, its not difficult.
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the flaw is having it anywhere on head level when on the loo yourself, no matter how far out of the way you can twist it :eek:


Serious question though, I am fully aware of the male anatomy, the angle of the dangle and all that, but still don't understand why you guys wouldn't take every opportunity to take the weight off your feet for a few mins to sit down... less chance of dropping the phone down the bog too :lol:
 
Yv said:
the flaw is having it anywhere on head level when on the loo yourself, no matter how far out of the way you can twist it :eek:


Serious question though, I am fully aware of the male anatomy, the angle of the dangle and all that, but still don't understand why you guys wouldn't take every opportunity to take the weight off your feet for a few mins to sit down... less chance of dropping the phone down the bog too :LOL:
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Who wants to faff around with belts and buttons? And the only person I know who dropped their phone in the loo was a woman. :p
 
That has to be pxxs take.

Imaging trying to use that after a few pints

Handy if you're busting, only have one toilet though and your good lady is taking her time.
 
Women will never attain true equality until they learn to raise the seat after use. :)
 
I keep my mobile on a lanyard round my neck, ever since I dropped one down the karzi - probably as I reached for the seat to lower it! Now have the cat who has been known to jump onto bog seats so always leave the seat and lid down. Also bought a soft close lid while I was ill and clumsy - stopped me dropping it with a clatter in the middle of the night.
 
Nod said:
I keep my mobile on a lanyard round my neck, ever since I dropped one down the karzi - probably as I reached for the seat to lower it! Now have the cat who has been known to jump onto bog seats so always leave the seat and lid down. Also bought a soft close lid while I was ill and clumsy - stopped me dropping it with a clatter in the middle of the night.
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We have one of those but the seat doesn't stay up properly, you only have a short period of time before it comes down. I swear I can hear the Countdown music! :lol:
 
fabs said:
We have one of those but the seat doesn't stay up properly, you only have a short period of time before it comes down. I swear I can hear the Countdown music! :LOL:
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I've encountered them too, they are a damned nuisance!
(and no Carol Voderman either :( )
 
Can you puke in it too, such that one avoids the falling toilet seat black eyes?
 
:D Blasted carrots.
 
Yv said:
Serious question though, I am fully aware of the male anatomy, the angle of the dangle and all that, but still don't understand why you guys wouldn't take every opportunity to take the weight off your feet for a few mins to sit down... less chance of dropping the phone down the bog too :LOL:
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At the risk of sounding like Joe I agree , I generally like to pee sitting down, so i can check the forums/ email on my phone , play a couple of games of tetris / brick breaker or whatever , send some texts etc (it depends how much coffee/beer ive had)

[toomuchinfo] Also you never know when you might also feel the urge for more solid movements , and its a royal pain to have to turn round in mid flow , or worse leave a urinal and hope a cubicle is free [/toomuchinfo]
 
big soft moose said:
At the risk of sounding like Joe I agree , I generally like to pee sitting down, so i can check the forums/ email on my phone , play a couple of games of tetris / brick breaker or whatever , send some texts etc (it depends how much coffee/beer ive had)
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Flippin eck Pete - how slow do you pee ?
 
dinners said:
Flippin eck Pete - how slow do you pee ?
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Its not velocity thats the issue its volume - I don't need to pee very often so when I do its like a dam emptying ;)
 
That really is TMI!!


However, I can confirm that it isn't only human males that have a lousy aim - cats are as bad. We have enormous litter trays but still the boy cats seem to have no concept of exactly where their arses in relation to the tray... I doubt I need to fill in the rest of the details... :wacky:
 
fabs said:
We have one of those but the seat doesn't stay up properly, you only have a short period of time before it comes down. I swear I can hear the Countdown music! :LOL:
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Sounds like the pan is too close to the cistern so the seat won't go "over centre" and stay up.

Cobra said:
I've encountered them too, they are a damned nuisance!
(and no Carol Voderman either :( )
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Miss Riley would be my choice...
 
Yv said:
That really is TMI!!


However, I can confirm that it isn't only human males that have a lousy aim - cats are as bad. We have enormous litter trays but still the boy cats seem to have no concept of exactly where their arses in relation to the tray... I doubt I need to fill in the rest of the details... :wacky:
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Back when we had cat litter trays they had that problem and we had to resort to the igloo type ones.
 
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dinners said:
Back when we had cat litter trays they had that problem and we had to resort to the igloo type ones.
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We have those, but without the flappy door as they simply refuse to use them if I leave the doors on. IN fairness, they are also bloody big cats, so despite big trays... :lol:
 
Yv said:
We have those, but without the flappy door as they simply refuse to use them if I leave the doors on. IN fairness, they are also bloody big cats, so despite big trays... :LOL:
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I think ours had the door removed. Stopped them gassing themselves though I guess.
 
Do all cats do a linford christie style sprint up and down the length of the house several times prior to attending to their ablutions? Or is it just mine?
 
DorsetDude said:
Do all cats do a linford christie style sprint up and down the length of the house several times prior to attending to their ablutions? Or is it just mine?
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Mine is after... Almost like he's running around saying its out its out I'm freeeeee!
 
Nod said:
Sounds like the pan is too close to the cistern so the seat won't go "over centre" and stay up...
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Most seats have three sets of threaded holes to put the fixing studs in. Quite often people use the wrong set and the seat is too far back.

Steve.
 
Steve Smith said:
Most seats have three sets of threaded holes to put the fixing studs in. Quite often people use the wrong set and the seat is too far back.

Steve.
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Only one set on ours. The bathroom is still as per when the house was built and I think the loo had one of those very thin seats/lids, the problem is that there is now the thicker wooden seat/lid.
 
Used to have a "3 holer" earth closet. 1 big one for the dad, 1 medium for the mum and small one for the kid!
 
The important part to note....

If a man has left the seat up, he hasn't p***ed on it. If the seat is always down, can you guarantee your not sitting on dried pee pee?
 
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