Why are Wedding Dresses White?

[Chillimonster]

Son asked his mother the following question:

'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies,

'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,






'Son, all household appliances come in white.'

 

[ekimeno]

Me like!

 

[EdinburghGary]

Love it

 

[InaGlo]

 

[Jimmy_Lemon]

/me goes to find a picture of a tree that is as old as this joke

 

[DinoS]

 

[mattyh]

Old (so very old) but still

 

[Gremlin]

Ooh go wash your mouth out with soap

 

[Joe T]

I used to get in trouble for telling this joke

 

[Techno-Geek]

GIG GIG GIG GOOOO

I love that one

 

[bidden]

I fell of me dinosour laughing the first time i heard this

 

[sportysnaps]

 

[Matt Sayle]

 

[Marcel]

Oldie, but one for the goodie box!

 

[Andy the Coastie]

Also , females have smaller feet than males....






so, they can get closer to the sink

 

[Jagang]

:razz:

 

[englandshottest2]

hahahahaha cheezy but funny